You get the last word...

[grandsport]

Summer is long gone and what we have to look foward to is the long,dark,cold winter depression which has many people thinking of suicide.

[flash]

Suicide is not the answer .

[flash]

Answer to questions sometimes not easy .

[Warputer]

Easy life is had by this big ole fat cat lying on my furniture.

[flash]

Furniture moving is a pain in the but .

[grandsport]

But,I didn't do it.

[flash]

It didnt get done by itself .

[Ms Grumpy]

Itself, a car that won't start doesn't seem like alot, but add in a flat tire, and it really stinks.

[Rank]

Stinks to run the woodstove for the first time of of the season .... phew!!!

[flash]

Phew, that was a close call .

[flash]

Call me crazy for wishing my life away but I am ready for 4 Pm ,quitting time .

[Rank]

Time to put MORE wood on the fire

[flash]

Fire is not yet needed here but Im ready with a mountain of firewood .

[shadowgray396]

Firewood is what I will be burning this weekend down at the beach.

[Rank]

"Beach, beach, beach", is all I hear from the wife when the house is cold.

[flash]

Cold weather sux ,I hate to be cold .

[Rank]

Cold here is all outside cuz I gots a log on the fire.

[Ms Grumpy]

Fire ants are a pain in the a$$.

[Rank]

a$$ can sometimes be computer written (and try to latch onto this!) as (_!_).

[Ms Grumpy]

(!) An exclamation mark can be inserted within parentheses to emphasize a word within a sentence.

We have some really(!) smart people using this site.

[grandsport]

Site is focused on fire that I am afraid of.

[Rank]

Of all things!

[Ms Grumpy]

Things are driving me crazy.

[flash]

Craxy describes Flash .

[flash]

Flash sometimes cant spell .

[flash]

Spell is something Im under when driving the Chevelle .

[flash]

Chevelle did not get driven this weekend .

[Warputer]

Weekend was a bust with me at work 15 hours a day.

[grandsport]

Day say Flash ain't right.

[Rank]

right now I am putting another round on the fire.

[flash]

Fire will be needed down here before too long .

[grandsport]

Long winter ahead.

[flash]

Ahead of me was Grandsport .

[Ms Grumpy]

Ahead of me is a long week, doctors appointments, kids LEGO league meetings, kids select choir meetings, working a bake sale for kids LEGO league, and parent teacher conferences.

[Ms Grumpy]

(ohhhh ya beat me flash, that must be why they call you flash)

[flash]

Flash is fast but it looks like a tie to me .

[grandsport]

Me thinks holding up a liquor store in the nude is just wrong.

[shadowgray396]

Wrong would not be a strong enough word for it.

[Rank]

It gives me the shivers ... I better put another log on the fire.

[flash]

Fire still not needed here but Im still cutting firewood .

[flash]

Firewood cutting is hard work .

[flash]

Work is sometimes fun ,sometimes not .

[flash]

Not anyone here this morning ,where is Grandsport when I need him ?

[shadowgray396]

Him must be sleeping in

[Rank]

In certain circles that is called "sawing logs".!!!!

[grandsport]

Logs are real tasty cooked over an open fire.

[flash]

Fire ,I thought you were afraid of fire .

[grandsport]

Fire is no friend of mine.

[Rank]

Mine warms my soul.

[grandsport]

Soul is a new car from Kia.

[grumpy]

Kia ? Ain't that the place where all the furniture has to be assembled ?

[grandsport]

Assembled with a few pieces forced to fit is how I feel right now.

[Warputer]

Now it is time for bed......early day tomorrow.

[grandsport]

Tomorrow will bring new challenges.

[flash]

Challenges can be fun.

[grandsport]

Fun is nuf spelled backwards.

[Warputer]

Backwards is how I feel at 4am when getting up for work.

[flash]

Work has started for me this morning .

[Warputer]

Morning is a time for coffee & is usually the calm before the storm.

[flash]

Storm is brewing here today as we are under tornado watch .

[Rank]

Watch the World Series first pitch @ 4:57 today.

[flash]

Today is a very nice and much needed rainy day in Georgia .

[Warputer]

Georgia is where I was born but stayed in S.C. 98% of the time.

[grandsport]

Time.Does anybody really know what time it is?

[flash]

Is it possible to high 5 Grandsport thru this puter thingy ?

[grandsport]

Thingy is a cousin of slinky.

[flash]

Slinky is almost a toy of the past .

[grandsport]

Past an old lady this morning and she gave me the finger.

[Rank]

... finger since its raining I better check the tarp on my fire wood!

[grandsport]

Wood you be mine,wood you be mine,wood you be my neighbor?:p

[Rank]

Nabor .... hmmmm wasnt that the guy on Gomer Pyle?

[flash]

Pyle driver is very noisey .

[flash]

Noisey is what I have been today at work .

[Rank]

Noisey (ears), nosey (nose), same sound different orfices.

[grandsport]

Orfices are sometimes plain,but mine is like home even have a mini fridge.

[Rank]

Fridge is short for "Fridgid-Aire", the folks that put AC in the Chevelles.

(Put THAT in your "orfice", mister! LOL)

[flash]

Chevelles are Americas favorite musclecars .

[flash]

Muscle cars are cool but my Malibu and Elky SS are smallblocks so I guess they are just druisers .

[grandsport]

Druisers,what is that?Cruisers that are drunk?

[Rank]

Drunk druisers do a damn lot of damage.

[flash]

Damage was done to my brain when I was intentionally dropped on my head shortly after birth .

[Rank]

Birth of Southern California skate boarding is the cause of all my head injuries.

[Ms Grumpy]

Injuries to the brain can cause us to do things that are extremely unusual.

[Rank]

¡ʎʇɹɐd ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɟıן ǝɥʇ uosɹǝd ɐ ǝʞɐɯ sǝɯıʇǝɯos uɐɔ sʇuǝןɐʇ ןɐnsnun

[flash]

Party is over ,or rather the weekend is over .

[Rank]

Over three weeks without work and tomorrow I gotta get my hands dirty.

[Rattler]

Dirty hands can be invigorating.

[flash]

Invigorating ,hmm that sounds interesting .

[flash]

Interesting week ahead of me .

[grandsport]

Me always have interesting week.

[Ms Grumpy]

Week of rest and relaxation.

[flash]

Relazation is not in the cards .

[grandsport]

Cards should never be used as building material for a house.

[Ms Grumpy]

House of cards can easily be destroyed.

[flash]

Destroyed is a harsh word .

[grandsport]

Word on the street is Flash ain't right.

[Rank]

Right now all I hear is San Fran Giants jubilation.

[grandsport]

Jubilation should be done in the privacy of ones home.

[flash]

Home is where I would like to be .

[flash]

Be back tomorrow if Im allowed .

[grandsport]

Allowed noise is not good when carrying a box of dynamite.

[flash]

Dynamite is a pretty cool tool ,just be careful .

[flash]

Careful you must be when working around dynamite ,ask me how I know.

[flash]

Knowbody is playing this game but me .

[flash]

Me is all alone in here .

[grandsport]

Here I am,working on the 70 all evening ripping it apart.

[Rank]

Apart from enjoying a nice cup of Joe I am spending my evening relaxing.

[flash]

Relaxing ,what is that ?

[flash]

That Grandsport must be real busy tearing up a perfectly good black Chevelle .

[Rank]

"Chevelle " and "perfectly good" are two words that should never be used in the same sentence according to the F-word guys.

[Rank]

Guys .... its been almost a full day, cmon, it really isnt that difficult guys.

[flash]

Guys and gals ,where are you ?

[Rattler]

You just might be alone. Oh wait I'm here.

[flash]

Here ,if you were here I would see you .

[flash]

You guys and gals need to help me here .

[grandsport]

Here to the rescue Flash.Waving

[Rank]

FLASH, this just in .... internet thread goes the way of the Pontiac!

[Rattler]

PONTIAC: Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac.

[grandsport]

Cadillac Escalades are cool,too bad they are made by General Motors.

[flash]

Motors take up lots of garage space .

[flash]

Space is not for me.

[grandsport]

Me needs my own space.Thats what is found in Garys world.

[Rattler]

World of wheels is a great car show.

[grandsport]

Show me the money.

[shadowgray396]

Money is what I wish I had more of these days

[grandsport]

Days go way too quickly.

[shadowgray396]

Quickly life passes by, and we are only a distant memory.

[grandsport]

Memory ain't what it used to be .

[Rank]

Be-st regards to all my Vet brothers and sisters.

[grandsport]

Sisters of Mercy beat the crap out of me in school.

[flash]

School me in Chevelles.

[grandsport]

Chevelles,now that word sure is random.

[flash]

Random thoughts of violence is what I get when I hear of someones Chevelle being stolen .

[grandsport]

Stolen AK47s could possibly get one in trouble.

[Ms Grumpy]

Trouble comes in many forms.

[flash]

Forms of trouble ,I am one .

[grandsport]

One tired Grandsport so I am.

[Ms Grumpy]

Am, grandsport tired of working on your ride ?

[flash]

Ride ,Sally Ride ,Chevelle Sally .

[flash]

Sally used to ride a Mustang ,but then she saw a Chevelle .

[Ms Grumpy]

Chevelle, Malibu, El Camino does it matter what Sally rides ?

[shadowgray396]

Rides in his Chevele is what Grandsport will not be doing for a while.

[Ms Grumpy]

While the weather is cold, snowy, yucky, and the car is tucked away in the garage or we are working on it, many of us will be dreaming of the first day we can go for a drive.

[flash]

Drive or rather drove the Elky ,72 vert and the 55 Bel Air briefly yesterday just so I could re-arrange things in my shop.

[grandsport]

Shop was where I spend a lot of time lately.

[flash]

Lately I have no time ,but at least Im not doing time .

[grandsport]

Time is not on our side.

[Ms Grumpy]

Side one, I will always remember this scene from Fast times at Ridgemont High.

[the "five-point plan"]
Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

[grandsport]

IV is something that is stuck in a vein.

[flash]

Vein of gold is what I need to find to support my habit .

[grandsport]

Habit is like having a monkey.

[Rattler]

monkey see, monkey do.

[Ms Grumpy]

Do we ever have enough money?

[grandsport]

Money is being spent way too fast by Grandsport.

[flash]

Grandsport is one monkey short of a barrel .

[grandsport]

Barrell of laughs so you are,Flash.

[flash]

Flash is just plain old CRAZY .

[flash]

Crazy for chevelles and those other people who are crazy for chevelles.

[flash]

Chevelles is what Im crazy about in case you havent noticed .

[shadowgray396]

Noticed we have about Chevelles, and not the crazy part.

[flash]

Parts for my old beater truck are hard to come by .

[grandsport]

By the way Flash,you are a nice guy.

[flash]

Guy ,youre blowing my cover .

[Rattler]

Cover(s) are one thing that gets taken from me nightly.

[flash]

Nightly Im accused of stealing covers .

[Ms Grumpy]

Covers are hard to find for grumpy's Jeep Commando.

[Rattler]

Commando is extremely uncomfortable in jeans.

[flash]

Jeans feel pretty good now that cooler weather is upon us.

[flash]

Us ,we had a nice warm fire tonight .

[flash]

Tonight is going to be here soon.

[shadowgray396]

Soon I get to go out and work in the cold rain all day.

[grandsport]

Day need to be 34 hours.

[flash]

Hours go by quickly somedays such as today .

[Ms Grumpy]

Today I took my mom to eye surgeon because she has cataracts.

[flash]

Cataracts are hard to see through .

[shadowgray396]

Through it all we seem to get along.

[flash]

Along came a spider .

[Ms Grumpy]

Spiderman, Spiderman,
does what ever a spider can,
spins a web
any size
catches thieves
just like flies
look out
here come the spiderman

[flash]

Spiderman was a pretty good movie but a better cartoon.

[grandsport]

Cartoon was often sung by The Beach Boys.

[flash]

Boys will be boys.

[shadowgray396]

Boys will be boys is what I was going to say, not sure it is politically correct by todays standards.

[flash]

Standards have changed a lot.

[grandsport]

Lot is an area where vehicles are parked.

[shadowgray396]

Parked is what my Chevelle will be doing this winter until a new motor is put back in.

[flash]

In the winter months we stiil drive our classics .

[shadowgray396]

Classics are meant to be driven

[flash]

Driven to be the best .

[flash]

Best bet is to move south to a warmer climate.

[flash]

Climate change to me is a big scam by our govt to get more of our money.

[Ms Grumpy]

Money is something I would need a lot of to move south.

[grandsport]

South of the border is dangerous.

[flash]

Dangerous is another word for Flash .

[flash]

Flash is lonesome in here .

[shadowgray396]

Here we are for another day of fun.

[flash]

Fun is driving the Chevelle with the top down .

[grandsport]

Down goes my checkbook.

[flash]

Checkbook is never in my possession .

[grandsport]

Possession of your soul by the Devil is not a good situation.

[flash]

Situation to be in would be as lottery winner.

[Rank]

Winner is here and it is colder than the North Pole.

[grandsport]

Pole dancer is an upwardly profession.

[flash]

Winner of the prize is Grandsport ,the prize was a Georgia Lottery ticket but you didnt win any money.

[grandsport]

Money does not buy happiness,unless it's for a Chevelle.

[flash]

Chevelle always brings happiness .

[grandsport]

Happiness is just an illusion.......

[flash]

Illusion it is not ,I am very happy .

[shadowgray396]

Happy is what I'm now that my tummy is full from left over from yesterday and a large piece of apple pie.

[grandsport]

Pie is something found in the sky.

[flash]

Sky is falling ,the sky is falling .Actually I think its just the leaves that are falling.

[grandsport]

Falling snow here in the world of Grandsport.

[Ms Grumpy]

Grandsport can keep the snow and winter weather.

[Ms Grumpy]

Weather is cold here, but I love to see the pics and videos of cars enjoying cruises all over the world.

[chevguy65]

World peace is a fantasy perpetuated by Miss America contestants.

[flash]

Falling off the net for a while ,got more work to do.

[Ms Grumpy]

Do not say that we won't be seeing flash for awhile, say it isn't so.

[grandsport]

Contestants are very funny to watch..

[shadowgray396]

Watch out for all that snow in your area.

[flash]

Area is clear of snow here and hope it stays that way .

[flash]

Way too windy and cold today .

[grandsport]

Today comes befour tamorraw.

[chevguy65]

tamorraw is not in the dictionary

[grandsport]

Dictionary is for people who can't spel.

[Ms Grumpy]

Spel it out for me.

[flash]

Me is confused but I like it .

[grandsport]

It can't be true.

[flash]

True enough .

[grandsport]

Enough of this madness.Let them eat cake,then off with their heads!

[shadowgray396]

Heads will roll when I get home, wonder where I heard that from

[flash]

From now on ya'll need to post more except Grandsport .

[shadowgray396]

Grandsport will always be in the lead

[grandsport]

Lead was protection for Superman from kryptonite.

[flash]

Kryptonite is not needed by Flash.

[grandsport]

Flash is an act that can land one in prison.

[flash]

Prison is not a place for Flash .

[grandsport]

Flash is not a good thing to see when looking down the barrel of a gun.

[flash]

Gun should be kept in safe location away from children and some adults.

[grandsport]

Adults only when it comes to drinking beer.

[Ms Grumpy]

Beer for my horses.

[flash]

Horses leave a mess behind .

[grandsport]

Horses would be funny with a buzz.

[shadowgray396]

Buzz word of the day is we are now at page 250 on this post

[grandsport]

Post is for parking your horse at the saloon.

[flash]

Behind the times I am ,need to work on my computer skills .

[grandsport]

Skills are lacking for Flash when it comes to this thread.

[flash]

Thread would be good if I could sew .

[grandsport]

Sew,ask me if I care.

[flash]

Care about what ?

[shadowgray396]

What were we talking about ?

[grandsport]

About time for me to retire.My demo needs 2 front tires.