You get the last word...

[shadowgray396]

Tires is what my company truck needs now that I working in the mud all the time.

[flash]

Time to go to work .

[grandsport]

Work your butt of till you die.

[Rank]

Die before you run out of money instead of dieing broke.

[grandsport]

Broke back mounting was a movie.

[chevguy65]

movie trailers are the best parts of the movie.

[flash]

Movis " Cars" was one of my favorites .

[grandsport]

Favorites are always nice to have.

[chevguy65]

have or have not, that is the question?

[grandsport]

Question some peoples motive.

[Ms Grumpy]

Motive, something that causes a person to act in a certain way or to do a certain thing, an incentive.

[flash]

Incentive is needed by me to get more work done at home this winter so I can play all summer.

[grandsport]

Summer nights,sitting in the black car pretending to drive having a beer.

[chevguy65]

beer aggravates my spinal arthritis aka degenerative disc disease aka osteo arthritis and I can no longer enjoy a good stout. :(

[flash]

Stout is a beverage not for me .

[grandsport]

Me like beer.

[Rank]

Beer, a love/hate relationship.

[flash]

Relationship with beer would be a hate/hate for me .

[flash]

Me is in here by myself.

[grandsport]

Myself ,I prefer to work with monkeys.

[chevguy65]

monkey's are not to be trusted

[grandsport]

Trusted is a funny word to a car salesman.:D

[chevguy65]

salesman are a rare breed

[grandsport]

Breed is something our dogs do for fun.

[chevguy65]

fun is a three letter word

[Rank]

word is drow spelt backwards.

[Rank]

Backwards and uʍopǝpısdn!

[Rank]

ʎsɐǝ ʇou sı ƃuıǝdʎʇ uʍopǝpısdn

[flash]

Easy does it .

[flash]

It is lonesome in here today .

[Rank]

It sometimes can become addictive.

[flash]

Today is a beautiful day in Georgia.

[chevguy65]

Georgia is where I eat peaches

[shadowgray396]

Peaches not in season here until next summer.

[flash]

Summer cant get here fast enough .

[grandsport]

Enough of this mayhem,off with their heads!

[Rank]

Heads I win, tails I get to do over.

[chevguy65]

over the river and through the woods.

[shadowgray396]

Woods is what I have been working in this last week along with the large herd of elk..

[Rank]

Elk are like Moose ... party, party.

[chevguy65]

party at Rank's house.

[Rank]

House about I fire up the barbi?

[chevguy65]

barbi the grill or barbi the doll?

[grandsport]

Doll is a very popular toy for girls.

[chevguy65]

girls make boys crazy.

[grandsport]

Crazy is another word for insane.

[Rank]

insane Sid from pink floyd ??

[grandsport]

Floyd was a barber in Mayberry

[shadowgray396]

Mayberry does that really exist?

[grandsport]

Exist is a pro at exits.

[flash]

Exits can be hard to find.

[flash]

Find me a fire ,its cold in Georgia .

[grandsport]

Georgia on my cranium.

[flash]

Cranium and Grandsport?

[grandsport]

Grandsport has a few dead cells.

[flash]

Cells need to be alive to keep us straight ,but most of mine seem to be M.I.A.

[flash]

M.I.A. seems to be alot of our members .

[grandsport]

Members only was a 70s line of clothing.

[Rank]

Clothing for the disco dancer was quite bizarre in the seventies.

[flash]

Seventies seem like a hundred years ago ,at least it does to me .

[flash]

Me is cold ,need some heat down here .

[Rattler]

Here in Arizona it's nice during the day, but can get a bit cold at night.

[flash]

Night time has been very cold here with lows in the teens ,days in the low fortys .

[grandsport]

Fortys is a good age bracket.

[flash]

Bracket racing sounds like fun.

[grandsport]

Fun in the sun.:ntwrthy:

[flash]

Sun and heat ,Im ready for some.

[shadowgray396]

Some you will get in about 3 to 4 months

[flash]

Months is better than years .

[grandsport]

Some last words are desperate pleas.

[flash]

Ples pass the grey poupon .

[flash]

Poup on your shoes is not good.

[grandsport]

Good and plenty.

[flash]

Plenty of cold wind down here .

[grandsport]

Here we go again.

[flash]

Again and again and again .

[grandsport]

Again with again.

[flash]

Again ,where was I and how did I get here .

[Ms Grumpy]

Here is where I would rather be than out shopping with the maniacs.

[grandsport]

Maniacs are pretty much like monekys.

[shadowgray396]

Monekys must be a new word I haven't heard of yet

Lol

[flash]

Yet to be .

[chevguy65]

be all you can be in the army

[flash]

Army, Navy ,Airforce ,Marines .

[Rank]

Marines was my fourth choice when I did my military service.

[grandsport]

Service with a smile.

[chevguy65]

smile your on candid camera

[grandsport]

Camera can get one in trouble.

[chevguy65]

trouble in paradise?

[grandsport]

Paradise can also be called Margaritaville.

[flash]

Margaritaville was a popular song .

[grandsport]

Song and dance is what the wife hears from Grandsport.

[Ms Grumpy]

grandsport is getting close to 3000.

[grandsport]

$3000 would buy some nice Chevelle trinkets.

[chevguy65]

trinkets do not a chevelle make

[grandsport]

Make up sex is the best.:p

[chevguy65]

best if I do not touch that one

:worthless:

[flash]

One of these days .

[grandsport]

Days are getting shorter.

[Ms Grumpy]

Shorter, are we talking about the make up sex ?

[grandsport]

Sex,what is that?

[Ms Grumpy]

That is almost as good as being behind the wheel of your car after a good wash and wax.

[grandsport]

Wax of the bikini kind is not for Grandsport.

[Rank]

Grandsport, thanks for the visual!

[flash]

Visual`was not necessary .

[grandsport]

Necessary is something needed.

[flash]

Needed more information than I was given .

[chevguy65]

given that I thought make up sex was putting lipstick on a pig

[Rank]

Pig is one animal that bar-b-ques up really nice!

[flash]

Nice time to build a fire .

[flash]

Fire is for Grandsport .

[flash]

Grandsport ,Where are you ?

[chevguy65]

you need to keep an eye on him

[grandsport]

Him is at work putting out a few fires.

[flash]

Fires ,I thought fire scared you .

[grandsport]

You should know. That is why I am trying to douse.

[flash]

Douse ,how dare you call it a douse .

[grandsport]

Douse thinks me are a fool.

[shadowgray396]

Fool and his money is soon parted, I wonder who said that.

[grandsport]

That is said now by Grandsport.

[shadowgray396]

Grandsport is a wise man

[chevguy65]

man, I have heard it all now

[grandsport]

Now is the time to thank Ray.:p

[shadowgray396]

Ray of sunshine would be nice

[chevguy65]

nice if the weather would warm up.

[flash]

Up in the Nashville area today was stormy .

[chevguy65]

stormy was the name of a girlfriend I had in high school

[grandsport]

School is a flock'o fish.

[chevguy65]

fish, fish what a wonderful dish

[grandsport]

Dish was what Barney Fife called a hot chick.

[chevguy65]

chick is a baby chicken

[grandsport]

Chicken was a car game.

[chevguy65]

game set match

[grandsport]

Match is used for lighting a cigarette.

[flash]

Cigarette smoks stinks .

[flash]

Stinks is what I think of cold snowy weather .

[shadowgray396]

Weather is wetter this year and warmer

[Ms Grumpy]

Warmer, right now, is anything above 8 degrees.

[flash]

Degrees is what is earned where I work .

[flash]

Work sux today as its just too damn cold .

[flash]

Cold feet makes me long for the electric blanket .

[grandsport]

Blanket of snow is covering Latrobe.

[flash]

Latrobe is latin for where Grandsport lives .

[flash]

Lives and breathes Chevelles .

[flash]

Chevelles and El Caminos are my favorite .

[grandsport]

Favorite is a matter of opinion.

[grandsport]

Opinions are like Chevelles everybody got one.

[Warputer]

One is in my garage, broke down. http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn273/Warputer1/groan.gif

[grandsport]

Down is my car also.

[Warputer]

Also there is good news....my cousin, the master Holley rebuilder, is coming over to save the day on Tuesday.

[flash]

Tuesday is tomorrow .

[grandsport]

Tomorrow will be a great adventure.

[shadowgray396]

Adventure is what each day is when I have to work on the freeways around here.

[flash]

Here it is morning and Im at work freezing my but off ,got to fix a water leak once it thaws .

[flash]

Thaws is what my feet need to do soon.

[flash]

Soon my lunch break will be over and Im back at work unstopping drains .

[flash]

Drains are still causing me trouble .

[chevguy65]

trouble is my middle name

[flash]

Name that tune .

[shadowgray396]

Tune I cannot carry very well.

[grandsport]

Well,now that is a very deep subject.

[flash]

Subject at hand is Grandsport .

[flash]

Grandsport is dreaming of selling Pacificas and getting the Black car done .

[flash]

Done is never .

[grandsport]

Never say never.

[flash]

Never,never,never ,never .

[grandsport]

Never never land is a strange place.

[shadowgray396]

Place is what I call home

[Ms Grumpy]

Home is where the heart is.

[flash]

Is it spring yet ????????

[grandsport]

Yet another post by Grandsport.

[Rank]

Grandsport has more posts than Obama has votes in both the House and Senate.

[flash]

Senate is useless .

[grandsport]

Useless is,for some a way of life.

[flash]

Life is good .

[grandsport]

Good to have a life.

[flash]

Life behind bars would not be so good .

[grandsport]

Good idea not to drop the soap.

[shadowgray396]

Soap, now that's a clean subject

[grandsport]

Subject works for the king.

[flash]

King of Rock & Roll was Elvis .

[chevguy65]

elvis schmelvis

[Rank]

"schmelvis" sounds like a female body part.

[chevguy65]

part and parcel

[flash]

Parcel post is quite busy this time of year .

[grandsport]

Year schmear,I'm sick of all the promises.

[Rank]

promises shom-mises and you can't take that to the bank

[grandsport]

Bank schmank,they are all crooks.

[flash]

Crooks sell used Pacificas.

[grandsport]

Pacificas,as yes,I know them well.They are easy to sell and run real swell.

[Rank]

Swell ... hell! gimmie a Chevy any old day!

[shadowgray396]

Day is done and gone is the sun

[grandsport]

Sun schmun there ain't none.

[chevguy65]

none of this makes any sense. :p

[grandsport]

Sense schmense,I should have my head examined.

[shadowgray396]

Examined you say, what would they find?

[grandsport]

Find nothing I'm sure.

[Rank]

Sure is short for surely, please dont call me that.

[grandsport]

That is just silly.

[shadowgray396]

Silly is what we like to do here

[Ms Grumpy]

Here, there, everywhere, sounds like something from Dr. Seuss.

[shadowgray396]

Dr Seuss books is what I read as a kid.

[Rank]

Kid? As a kid the good Doc was living about 20 miles from me when he wrote "The Cat in the Hat" and he came to my elementary school and gave us a reading when the book first came out ..... whatta guy!

[flash]

Guy could sometimes be considered a male species .

[Ms Grumpy]

Species, wasn't that a movie from the 80's ?

[flash]

80's were fun times .

[shadowgray396]

Times are changing so fast, where has all the time gone. It's one thing we can never get back.

[chevguy65]

back in the day I remember teaching moses how to part the red sea

[flash]

Sea here ,this is how you do that .

[flash]

That didnt last long.

[Rank]

Long, schmong, time is relative.

[flash]

Relatives can be a pain in the rear .

[flash]

Rear of a 72 Chevelle is the best looking of all Chevelles .

[flash]

Chevelles are Americas favorite musclecar .

[chevguy65]

musclecar mania is a term falling into history.

[Ms Grumpy]

Rear of a 72 Chevelle is the best looking of all Chevelles .

History will always remember muscle cars of the 60's and 70's, but I really like what was said by flash.

[chevguy65]

flash smash...everyone really knows it is the rear of the 69 that looks best:p

[flash]

Best look is a 72 ,whether it be a El Camino or a Chevelle ,not that I am biased .

[Rank]

Biased would be a ford owner saying they all look crappy!

[flash]

Crappy in no way describes any Chevelle .

[flash]

Chevelle (Joans) is dirty ,needs a bath before its trip to the body shop .

[flash]

Shop (mine) needs to be cleaned .

[chevguy65]

cleaned and pressed

[shadowgray396]

Pressed I'am as I just started my christmas shopping

[flash]

Shopping for Christmas for me is done .

[chevguy65]

done even trying to get excited about Christmas and the holidays

[flash]

Holidays are almost here ,then I get to play with my truck .

[chevguy65]

truck on down to your local diner for a rockin' good time

[flash]

Time to eat some lunch and then hopefully one of the bosses will tell us to go home early.

[chevguy65]

early to bed, early to rise, makes an old man very tired.

[flash]

Tired of winter ready for spring.

[shadowgray396]

Spring!!!, winter just started yesterday.

[chevguy65]

yesterday was 24 hours ago

[Rank]

A go-go girl in high boots looks pretty funny.

[Ms Grumpy]

Funny Lady once said..Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller

[shadowgray396]

Snowing it will not be happening for Christmas around here.

[chevguy65]

here we have Idaho

[Rank]

Idaho - four days of fun for the Evel Keinvel event!

[flash]

Event -ually spring will be here .

[flash]

Here I am all alone in here .

[shadowgray396]

Here and there is where I will be this Christmas

[Rattler]

Christmas is at home for me this year.

[flash]

Year has gone by quickly ,MERRY CHRISTMAS .

[shadowgray396]

Merry Christmas back at you

[chevguy65]

you all are wished the best and a very Merry Christmas tomorrow

[Ms Grumpy]

Tomorrow is the day that Santa Claus comes for all the little ones, I hope Santa also brings everyone what they wish for..Merry Christmas all.

[Ms Grumpy]

All most done with Christmas day, whew, what a relief.

[flash]

Relief from the snow would be nice. Did I mention I hate snow.

[shadowgray396]

Snow not here this year, we were at 50 plus degrees and no rain. yea

[Rank]

yea for you but rain for me!