You get the last word...

[flash]

Me and mine are still waiting for the snow to melt.

[shadowgray396]

Melt is what happen to the wicked witch of the west in the Wizard of OZ

[chevguy65]

oz is a show about convicts and life in prison.

[flash]

Prison is not a place for me.

[Ms Grumpy]

Me and girls are thinking maybe tomorrow we would go rollerskating.

[flash]

Rollerskating is dangerous for my rear end .

[flash]

End of this white stuff all over the place is soon to be here I hope .

[flash]

Hope is all some folks have .

[flash]

Have a HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone .

[shadowgray396]

Everyone have a safe New Years

[flash]

Years are passing by quickly.

[flash]

Quickly losing my patience waiting for my driveway to finish thawing out .

[flash]

Out with the old year and in with the Happy New Year .

[flash]

Year is almost over ,just wish my workday was .

[flash]

Was or am I the only one in here today ?

[flash]

Today at work things are very slow ,hardly anyone here .

[flash]

Here I am bored to tears ,can you tell .

[chevguy65]

tell the truth, winter sucks right?

[Rank]

Right now, right here, the sun is shining .... strange days.

[flash]

Days are long ,year is short ,and yes winter sucks .

[chevguy65]

sucks that we all miss the warmer weather unless we all live where the weather is warmer and then we don't miss it at all.

[shadowgray396]

All in all been a wet week here, looks like a dry few days ahead.

[grandsport]

Ahead is usually above the shoulders. Speaking of shoulders,did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner?He got the cold shoulder.

[flash]

Sucks that I didnt have Joans vert at home today ,it was in the high 60's and sunny .The first warm day weve had in ages and some snow is still lingering around.

[grandsport]

Sucks that I didnt have Joans vert at home today ,it was in the high 60's and sunny .The first warm day weve had in ages and some snow is still lingering around.

What the heck?

[flash]

Heck Gary ,I screwed up again .Not the first time ,wont be the last .

[grandsport]

Last post for me this year.

[shadowgray396]

Year is almost gone but still up waiting for midnight

[chevguy65]

midnight has come and gone, now 2011 dawns a new day, a new year, a new....ahh what the hell

[Ms Grumpy]

Hell of a good year I say, hell of a good year !

[Ms Grumpy]

Year started off with another cop killed in Ohio, why ???

[flash]

Why ,no good reason .There was a state trooper killed just before new years here in Georgia during a traffic stop .No good reason .

[chevguy65]

reason is the last thing that goes through these sick peoples mind.

[shadowgray396]

Mind is a terrible thing to waste

[flash]

Waste not want not .

[flash]

Not much going on here this morning.

[flash]

Morning is almost over ,just a couple of minutes left .

[flash]

Left hand dont know what the right is doing.

[flash]

Doing nothing but playing online.

[Ms Grumpy]

Online is where I haven't been seen a lot of lately.

[grandsport]

Lately Flash has been here playing with himself.

Edit:the last word thread.

[flash]

Himself (me) ,was all alone in here. I felt abandoned.

[shadowgray396]

Abandoned you are not, I'm still around

[grandsport]

Around tire is much better than a flat tire.

[shadowgray396]

Tire in the trunk for a spare is better then having a spare tire around ones waist

[flash]

Waist is too big ,need to work on that.

[shadowgray396]

That would make a good New Years resolution.

[chevguy65]

resolution is different than revolution

[grandsport]

Revolution of the earth is a day.

[chevguy65]

day light come and me wanna go home

[flash]

Home is where I want to be now .

[shadowgray396]

Now I'm at work getting ready to go out and work in the rain today.

[grandsport]

Today I am tired and lazy.

[chevguy65]

lazy crazy hazy days of summer

[shadowgray396]

Summer is only 6 months away.

[flash]

Away from here the snow should go.

[Ms Grumpy]

Go to warmer weather, do I want, that phrase makes me sound like Yoda.

[flash]

Yoda is a name I havent thought about in a long time.

[Ms Grumpy]

Time has seemed to cause me lapses in my memory.

[shadowgray396]

Memory, what was I going to say?

[flash]

Say what ?

[shadowgray396]

What the weekend is over already

[flash]

Already over ? Were snowed in ,tomorrow dont look good either .

[grandsport]

Either is a trusted anesthesia.

[Ms Grumpy]

anesthesia isn't that the good stuff they give you when you have surgery ?

[grandsport]

Surgery on my car was elective.

[flash]

Elective surgery is never good especially for a Chevelle.

[grandsport]

Chevelle is enjoying surgery.

[shadowgray396]

Surgery is never any fun.

[flash]

Fun for me does not involve snow .

[grandsport]

Snow way I'm shoveling the driveway.

[shadowgray396]

Driveway is where my Chevelle needs to be. Soon I hope

[flash]

Hope this winter goes quickly as my woodpile is going quickly.

[grandsport]

Quickly winter is going for Grandsport.

[flash]

Grandsport ,get back to work on Him.

[grandsport]

Him is waiting for an engine extraction.

[shadowgray396]

Extraction has already happen to my Chevelle.

[Ms Grumpy]

Chevelle wants out of the garage.

[flash]

Garage is a little lonesome, as Flash the Vert is in the body shop.

[Ms Grumpy]

Shop ping, am I, for a new rear end and transmission, gotta be able to handle the power.

[flash]

Power,some women are never satisfied .

[Ms Grumpy]

Satisfied I will be....never, as Tim Taylor used to say "More Power" !

[grandsport]

Power can be evil if in the wrong hands.

[flash]

Hands of Ms Grumpy are not evil .

[shadowgray396]

Evil knievel liked to jump his motorcycle when I was a kid. Just think what he could do today with all the new advances in technology

[grandsport]

Techonolgy is non existant in a Chevelle.

[flash]

Chevelles are my favorite cars .

[grandsport]

Cars are what I need for income.

[flash]

Income is steadily going down due to the prices of gas and everything else going up.

[shadowgray396]

Up up and away in my beautiful balloon by by 5th dimension, was back in the late sixies

[grandsport]

Sixies beat fivies.

[shadowgray396]

Fivies, is that a word?

[grandsport]

Word is the Steelers are headed to the Superbowl.

[shadowgray396]

Superbowl gets later and later every year now. Now into February

[grandsport]

February is a short month.

[shadowgray396]

Month is half over that much closer to spring.

[flash]

SPRING ,I am ready .

[grandsport]

Ready for the next game.

[flash]

Game of sports are of no interest to me.

[shadowgray396]

Me and Flash are the only ones on here right now.

[grandsport]

Now Grandsport is here.

[shadowgray396]

Here you are, good morning

[flash]

Morning is a ways off .

[shadowgray396]

Off to work I go, start of another week

[grandsport]

Week will go by quickly.

[flash]

Quickly the snow is not melting here .

[Ms Grumpy]

Here we have 36 degrees and rain this morning, by tonight it will be 10 degrees and all ice.

[shadowgray396]

Ice is gone and the flooding has let up some. Dry weather the next few days.

[grandsport]

Days are getting longer by the minute.

[flash]

Minute by minute .

[grandsport]

Minute is sixty seconds.

[shadowgray396]

Seconds tick away before we know it. Time is one thing we can never get back.

[flash]

Back to work in my shop tonight.

[flash]

Tonight I got some cleaning done in the shop .

[grandsport]

Shop was where I spent 5 hours tonight.

[shadowgray396]

Tonight I'm in the shop working on my intermediate shaft grease seal.

[grandsport]

Seal for the intermediate shaft intrests Grandsport.

[shadowgray396]

Grandsport this is a fun project

[flash]

Project is never done.

[grandsport]

Done to perfection.

[shadowgray396]

Perfection in doing a restoration cost alot of money.

[flash]

Money is the root of all evil ,but it sure makes a Chevelle look better .

[grandsport]

Better is someone who goes to the track.

[flash]

Track is a place for me to go watch others.

[shadowgray396]

Others are not on here right now

[grandsport]

Now I sit waiting to see what will happen next.

[flash]

Next for me is lunch.

[grandsport]

Lunch is on Flash.

[Ms Grumpy]

Flash, sounds like you are not a drag racer.

[flash]

Racer Im not anymore ,I just like to watch . If I break something I would have to walk home with Joan kicking my ass the whole time for breaking something in HER car.

[shadowgray396]

Car's come in all sizes and shapes, just like all of us.

[grandsport]

Us is on the bus.

[flash]

Bus for Gary is of the SHORT kind .

[grandsport]

Kind of the truth.;)

[flash]

Truth will set you free or land you in jail .

[Ms Grumpy]

Jailbird is what I would be if anyone ever tried to steal my car, cause I would hurt them seriously.

[flash]

Seriously ,this place is fun.

[grandsport]

Fun is a barrel of monkeys.

[Cheeky Monkey]

Monkeys? Wow that is ironic

[shadowgray396]

Ironic was a song, and when thing happen like this

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

[grandsport]

Out of ideas after that one Ray .

[Ms Grumpy]

Ray Charles has made some beautiful music, and I love his voice.

[flash]

Voices in my head make me crazy ,at least thats who I blame .

[1970Turtle]

Blame them all you want, we know the real truth

[Ms Grumpy]

Truth is we all hear noises, it's the voices in our head that we choose to ignore.

[grandsport]

Ignore Grandsport is hard to do.

[shadowgray396]

Do you know the way to San Jose sung by Dionne Warwick in 1968

[flash]

1968 was a good year for Chevelles .

[shadowgray396]

Chevelles, I like all years. Wish I could afford to own one from every year made in the sixties to seventy two.

[flash]

Two more months til we can start looking for SPRING .

[flash]

Spring needs to hurry up and get here.

[flash]

Here I am ,where are you ?

[flash]

You ever feel like youre the only one in here?

[grandsport]

Here that? Be vewey,vewey quiet. That wrascially wrabbit is here somewhere.

[shadowgray396]

Somewhere it is spring

[Ms Grumpy]

Spring into action, it was 31 degrees today, I would call that a heatwave.

[grandsport]

Heatwave is when I see a neighbor while cutting the lawn on a 95* afternoon.Waving

[shadowgray396]

Afternoon was warm here today at 58 degrees, and lots of sun.

[flash]

Sun ? Havent seen much of that lately .Come on spring ,I need to go visit the vert at the body shop and let her know she is not abandoned ,just relaxing waiting for the sun.

[flash]

Sun should be out today ,hopefull the temp will reach near 50 degrees .

[shadowgray396]

Degrees at the beach have been around 70 the last few days.

[flash]

Days are getting longer .

[flash]

Longer days mean warmer weather I hope .

[shadowgray396]

Hope the weekend stays dry and warm

[Ms Grumpy]

Warm dayz of summer is what I am longing for.

[grandsport]

For score and seventeen hundred years ago,Chris Columbus got thrown out of England and discovered America.

[flash]

America is a great place to be.

[Ms Grumpy]

Be ing stuck inside for the winter stinks.

[grandsport]

Stinks is a nick name for Pepe LePew.

[Cheeky Monkey]

Le Pew was a stalker if you remember the cartoons

[Rank]

Car Tunes are a necessity when going on a road trip

[shadowgray396]

Trip is what my wife is on. Life is goood around here since I can work on my car as long as I want.

[grandsport]

Want and need are two different things.

[flash]

Things got done at my place today.

[shadowgray396]

Today I also got lots done.

[Cheeky Monkey]

Done is my 1968 chevelle project I bring it home monday

[shadowgray396]

Monday is when my wife get home from Florida, guess I better get the house cleaned up.

[Ms Grumpy]

Up to his ears cleaning, Ray do you love the cleaning bubbles ?

[flash]

Bubbles ,I saw some today at the car wash while giving the Elky a much needed bath.

[grandsport]

Bath was needed personally today after engine removal.

[Ms Grumpy]

Removal of snow is going to be ongoing over the next few days, we are expecting up to 17 inches.

[flash]

Inches of snow(17) would push me over the edge.

[Ms Grumpy]

Edge of this storm has winds that could produce some large snow drifts.

[Warputer]

Drifts don't happen down here......at best, just a dusting once a year.

[shadowgray396]

Year is going by fast, just two months to go and spring will be here.

[flash]

Here I am ready for SPRING.

[grandsport]

Spring water was used in the brewing of Rolling Rock beer.

[flash]

Beer is not for me.

[grandsport]

Me like beer.:beer:

[Warputer]

Beer is why I wear a 38 pants.

[grandsport]

Pants is what my dog does after playing.

[flash]

Playing Russian Roulette is not recomended .

[flash]

Recomended reading is this entire post from page one .

[Ms Grumpy]

One day I will get around to that flash, but for now it is more fun to come up with sentences that are imaginative.

[grandsport]

Imaginative is something I lack in according to Mrs. Grandsport.:confused:

[flash]

Grandsport is Chevelle Forum King of Posts .

[Warputer]

Posts are the foundation for my leaning, back yard fence.

[shadowgray396]

Fence at my house still needs some more work done to it next summer

[grandsport]

Summer is my favorite time of year.

[flash]

Year is off to a cold and blustery start .

[shadowgray396]

Start of lawn mowing season around here already.

[flash]

Already so tired of WINTER.

[flash]

Winter sucks ,did I mention that somewhere already ?

[Ms Grumpy]

Already February, i am just hoping that I turn around and it is June.

[grandsport]

June Cleaver had The Beaver.

[Warputer]

Beaver is an animal we never see around here.

[flash]

Here it is finally FRIDAY .

[shadowgray396]

Friday is my favorite day

[flash]

Day is rainy and cold but better than snow.

[grandsport]

Snow use complaining.

[flash]

Complaining about winter is what I am best at .

[grandsport]

At the Superbowl would be cool.

[Ms Grumpy]

Cool weather they are having in Texas, even saw some snow.

[grandsport]

Snow,I'm getting of this being a last word.Don't yinz guys have any imagination?

[flash]

Imagination is a dangerous thought pattern for me .

[chevguy65]

me? I have no imagination, nor any what ya call it.

[grandsport]

There seems to be a pattern in this thread,and it was started by Fulgeo.

[flash]

Fulgeo is whom ?

[shadowgray396]

Whom or what?

[chevguy65]

What happened?
My sentence ended with "it" and the next started with "There".;)

[grandsport]

There there now, simmer down.Fulgeo is Latin for Flash.And you guys thought I was just another pretty face.

[chevguy65]

Face it Gary, I am lost.

[Warputer]

Lost my wallet one time.

[flash]

Time in a bottle was a popular song by Jim Crocie or something like that.

[shadowgray396]

That would be correct.

[flash]

Correct me if Im wrong ,but Grandsport is a real sport.

[flash]

Sports is something Im not interested in.

[shadowgray396]

In deep trouble these days spending to much time working on the car, my wife is lonely.

[flash]

Lonely days and lonely nights was a song .

[grandsport]

Song and dance is Fulgeo's forte'.

[shadowgray396]

Forte,
Gransport knows his French which means strength

[Ms Grumpy]

Strength, the quality or state of being strong, having bodily muscular power or vigor.

[flash]

Vigor ,I cant remember when.

[grandsport]

When I was dealing in imports Vigor was a 5 cylinder Acura.

[flash]

Acura ,Isnt that a high dollar Honda ?

[Rank]

Honda is a prominet name in car racing, Toyota is prominet name in car wrecking.

[shadowgray396]

Wrecking ball needs to hit a few buildings around here.

[Ms Grumpy]

Here is sit broken hearted, come to .....oh I forgot where I was.

[flash]

Was not here much yesterday.

[Rattler]

Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

[shadowgray396]

Yesterday Once More was a song by the carpenters

When I was young
I’d listened to the radio
Waitin’ for my favorite songs
Waiting they played I’d sing along
It made me smile

Those were such happy times
And not so long ago
How I wondered where they’d gone
But they’re back again
Just like a long lost friend

All the songs I loved so well

[grandsport]

Well,now that is a deep subject.

[flash]

Subject at hand is Chevelles.

[grandsport]

Chevelles are the only thing on the mind of Fulego.

[Ms Grumpy]

Fulego what the heck is that ?

[grandsport]

That is Latin for Flash.

[flash]

Flash is ready for spring.

[shadowgray396]

Spring is on a month away

[grandsport]

Away with the boring last words.

[shadowgray396]

Words have been said here for 3000 post so far, some have been words of wisdom, some words of foolishness, but most have been words between friends.