You get the last word...

[flash]

Dragstrip at Chevellabration is always fun.

[shadowgray396]

Fun is what everyone needs everyday to keep life bearable

[Ms Grumpy]

Bearable is the humidity with air conditioning.

[grandsport]

Conditioning of the air is disliked by Grandsport.

[Ms Grumpy]

grandsport, those of us up in the north, may complain about it, but in one way or another we like the cold.

[flash]

Cold sux which is why I live down south.

[Ms Grumpy]

South is where we will be heading in a few weeks, hopefully we will make it in under 9 hours, and I think that we might be driving pretty close to grandsports house on our travels.

[flash]

Travels in a Chevelle are always fun ,we hope to go toward Nashville this saturday to hang out with the Midsouth Chevelle Club .

[shadowgray396]

Club meeting yesterday for our show in July. Need to get busy getting the car ready. To many things seem to be keeping me away from it.

[flash]

It is another beautiful morning ,need to get busy soon.

[flash]

Soon it will be quitting time and I can go home and work some more. I am getting somewhat more caught up with last years chores and then can start on this years .

[Ms Grumpy]

Years of chores sure seem to catch up with us quickly.

[flash]

Quickly is right ,I did the unusual today after work and did absolutely nothing and I liked it.

[Ms Grumpy]

It is getting late, and I gotta get some rest for these old bones.

[shadowgray396]

Bones here are ready to hit the sack, until tomorrow I bid you farewell.

[flash]

Farewell, but I dont want to go.

[Ms Grumpy]

Go-ing to be thinking of grandsports daughter as she has surgery on Friday.

[grandsport]

Friday wil be a long day.

[flash]

Day by day Lindsay will get better .

[Ms Grumpy]

Better is how Lindsay will be.

[flash]

Be better Lindsay and I wish you a fast full recovery .

[grandsport]

Recovery will be a welcome event.

[flash]

Event will happen now that surgery is over .

[Ms Grumpy]

Over the next few months she will be recovering, but she is lucky to have you and the mrs. to support her.

[shadowgray396]

Her, she will need you. It's always nice to have a family to support you.

[Ms Grumpy]

You, grandsport, need to give us a current update on the progress of Lindsay.

[grandsport]

Lindsay sounded like my little girl again today on the phone.

[Ms Grumpy]

Phones are great things except they seem to ring at the worst time.

[flash]

Time for Chevellabration 11 is almost here.

[shadowgray396]

Here at a hotel again after a 13 hour day today. Work has been kicking my butt lately.

[flash]

Lately my but has been getting kicked at work too. Its been very busy .

[shadowgray396]

Busy again next week. I get to work for 14 straight days starting next week before I get a day off again, plus be out of town which means 12 hour days. The Chevelle will never get done by July at this rate.

[Ms Grumpy]

Rate gas is going up again, means I am gonna be broke.

[grandsport]

Broke is not a good situation.

[flash]

Situation of being broke is a reoccuring situation for me .

[Ms Grumpy]

Me and Bobby Mcgee.

[shadowgray396]

Mcgee, now that's a hard one to use in a sentence

[grandsport]

Sentence is life when you get married.

[Ms Grumpy]

Married is a sentence eh, maybe someone should tell your wife....

[grandsport]

Wife knows I am jesting.

[Ms Grumpy]

Jesting is what we do around here all the time, we just hope that those that we are jesting about, understand.

[flash]

Understand owning classic cars can get quite expensive .

[shadowgray396]

Expensive to do a frame off restoration. This will be my one and only one.

[Rharp]

One more car and my wife will divorce me.

[Ms Grumpy]

Me and grumpy are discussing what will be the next project, or do we get a car trailer.

[Derek69SS]

Trailers are for boats.

[grandsport]

Boats are for gravy.

[Chevelle_Nut]

If you have kids trailers keep the car fro being ruined.

[Ms Grumpy]

Ruined too many car parts driving with the other road idiots.

[grandsport]

Idiots,I'm not saying but someone was out of sync.

[Ms Grumpy]

Sync-opated is when things are out of rhythm.

[grandsport]

Rythym is something I lack.

[shadowgray396]

Lack of time seems to be a problem these days.

[grandsport]

Days and confused had a black 70 as one of the stars.

[flash]

Stars are far away .

[Ms Grumpy]

Away we go.

[flash]

Go to Nashville in a few days ,I cant wait as I need some time away from my dickhead boss.

[grandsport]

Boss is needed to turn our country in the right direction.

[shadowgray396]

Direction changed today June 6,1944 in the World War II. D day was today, let us not forget.

[flash]

Forget we wont.

[fleming23]

Won't make the mistake of buying parts from out-of-state contacts again.

[flash]

Again and again I get in trouble.

[Ms Grumpy]

Trouble will be heading to Tennessee at 10am tomorrow morning.

[grandsport]

Morning is the best part of the day,especially in the summer.

[Ms Grumpy]

Summer has officially started, it is too darn hot !

[flash]

Hot is a given down in the south.

[shadowgray396]

South end of Oregon is where I'm headed the next 8 days

[Ms Grumpy]

Days of high heat and humidity here in Goodletsville, Tennessee, but that is not going to stop me from having a great time at Chevellabration.

[shadowgray396]

Chevellabration is a place I want to go too. Maybe next year I will come that way.

[flash]

Way too hot this weekend but we had a great time at Chevellabration.

[shadowgray396]

Chevellabration sounded like a great time for everyone.

[Ms Grumpy]

Everyone left CB11 with good memories, new friends, dehydration, and lots of sunburn.

[flash]

Sunburn I only got on my left leg.

[Ms Grumpy]

Leg of Lamb.

[flash]

Lambchop was a funny character.

[Ms Grumpy]

Character, that is what flash and the Mrs are, they definitely are the right ones to sell the 50/50 tickets.

[flash]

Tickets are for sale from the Ohio show now with a chance to win up to $1000 dollars and yes I do have tickets.

[shadowgray396]

Tickets are not a good thing to get while driving.

[flash]

Driving our convertible is a favorite pastime of ours.

[fleming23]

Ours is getting a different transmission so maybe we can join you guys on the longer trips.

[shadowgray396]

Trips are planned for this summer to the beach house to work on it, if I every get to come home.

[flash]

Home is where Im seldom at.

[Ms Grumpy]

At noon today we finally decided to go to the drag strip, unlike in TN, this time we will put on the slicks.

[shadowgray396]

Slicks are a good thing to have when you are drag racing

[Ms Grumpy]

Racing is what my heart was doing when we were driving on some of the roads in TN, some of them had an extreme drop-off.

[flash]

Drop-off some beer for Grandsport .

[Ms Grumpy]

grandsport better be coming to the show in Ohio.

[grandsport]

Ohio was a song by Neil Young.

[shadowgray396]

Young, Oh how I long to be and know what I know now.

[flash]

Now is a good time.

[shadowgray396]

Time is what I need more of. Month to go before our big car show and running out of time to complete the chevelle.

[flash]

Chevelle is my favorite .

[grandsport]

Favorite dog for me is my buddy Avis.

[shadowgray396]

Avis sounds a lot like Avis Rental Car's name.

[flash]

Name that tune was a popular TV show way back when.

[flash]

When will I ever find time to go see my truck.

[shadowgray396]

Truck is what is in my driveway today from work. Need to make a few repairs on it today so I can work out of it tomorrow,

[grandsport]

Tomorrow is the second day of the rest of your existence.

[flash]

Existence is a hard word to start with .

[shadowgray396]

With today's weather it looks like summer may have come back today.

[flash]

Today in Georgia will be very HOT .

[flash]

HOT in Georgia was a slight understatement when youre using a chain saw and wood chipper all day.

[grandsport]

Day was spent in my pool.

[Ms Grumpy]

Pool ? You never told us you had a pool, we will be right over.

[grandsport]

Over anytime to Gary's World.

[Ms Grumpy]

World of Warcraft is a game that my son in Texas plays consistently.

[flash]

Consistently hot is what I am.

[grandsport]

Am what I am and that is a car selling man.Waving

[flash]

Man ,I want to visit Garys cement pond.

[jays 1971]

Pond is a good place to cool off in the summer.

[shadowgray396]

Summer has finally arrived around here, but still not that hot.

[flash]

Hot has been an everyday thing here until today we are getting some much needed rain.

[Ms Grumpy]

Rain just doesn't want to leave, the storm here seems to be going in circles.

[flash]

Circles are fun in a Chevelle on the Talledeega race track especially with the top down .

[shadowgray396]

Down to the wire on the Chevelle to get it done, looks like it won't make the show again this year.

[flash]

Year is going by quickly.

[fleming23]

Quickly running out of disposable income to throw at the Chevelle.

[Ms Grumpy]

Chevelle sits in the garage while it rains, then when the sun is shining there are so many shows/cruises to choose from, how do you choose ?

[flash]

Choose wisely and hit as many as you can.

[grandsport]

Can is the container of choice for my beer.

[Ms Grumpy]

Beer will be what I want after having a garage sale tomorrow, but ending it early so we can take out the Chevelle and go out to the local A & W.

[grandsport]

And What(AW) are you asking for the garage?

[flash]

Garage sales were what we attended today.

[Rharp]

Today is not a good day.
My brand new 41year old Chevelle is in the body shop with 3,300 dollars worth of damage from the idiot transporters.

[flash]

Transporters damaged your car and you didnt show us pictures ?

[Rharp]

Pictures were takin and I will post them up. ( sorry bout that )

[flash]

That is OK ,sorry your car was damaged .

[Rharp]

Damaged car shown in the Chevelle Gallery.

[grandsport]

Gallery for shooting is where that truck driver should be seated.

[Ms Grumpy]

Seated while I read about your car Rharp, good thing I was, or I would have fallen to the floor.

[grandsport]

Floor it Miss Grumpy!!!!!

[flash]

Grumpy banned me today ,I must have been a bad boy.

[grandsport]

Boy Flash,you will never get banned.

[Ms Grumpy]

Banned by his IP at work, that's what you get for playing on the job.

[shadowgray396]

Job is keeping me hopping these days.

[flash]

Days are long and hot here working with a chainsaw and a wood chipper following where a logging crew made a mess .

[flash]

Mess at work is getting harder to clean up ,I have to find a way to drag trees across a creek to run them through the chipper without getting everything we have stuck as it has rained every night down here.

[shadowgray396]

Here we are making progress on the car. Nice to be home every night to have a chance to work on it. There's no place like home

[flash]

Home is where more work is to be done.

[Rharp]

Done is what I wish this week would be. Come on long weekend!!!!!!!

[shadowgray396]

Weekend starts tomorrow night for me.

[Rharp]

Me too. Gotta love four 10's.

[flash]

10's is what all the Chevelles are .

[grandsport]

Are we ready for some better last words from the Flashmeister?

[Ms Grumpy]

Flashmeister, is he related to the Heatmeiser ?

[grandsport]

Heatmeiser is an event that middle age women experiance.:p

[shadowgray396]

Experience tells me to leave the last statement alone.

[flash]

Alone ,that cant be left alone .It may fester and burst.

[flash]

Burst out from work at 4 PM ,thank God tomorrow is Friday .

[shadowgray396]

Friday is here for me, Happy Fourth everyone.

[flash]

Everyone ,where are you ?

[shadowgray396]

You are not here right now

[Ms Grumpy]

Now I am awake, I passed out yesterday at 4pm.

[flash]

4 PM is what today is all about ,cant wait .

[Ms Grumpy]

Wait til tomorrow, I don't want to, we had a good friend send us a seasoned and cooked Beef Brisket all the way from Texas on dry ice.

[flash]

Ice cold Diet 7 UP is what Im enjoying right now.

[shadowgray396]

Now is the time to come in a sit down for the evening. Gives me a chance to catch up on whats been happening today.

[Rharp]

Today I should have gone to work. Tane made me trim every tree and bush around the house.

[shadowgray396]

House rebuilding is what I will be doing this long weekend at the beach.

[Rharp]

Beach sounds like fun. If only we had one in New Mexico.

[flash]

New Mexico is a great place to visit although a little warm.

[Ms Grumpy]

Warm and really muggy here today, the temp was near 100 degrees.

[grandsport]

Degrees of the last words are getting pretty pathetic.

[Ms Grumpy]

Pathetic means to arouse pity through sadness or vulnerability and/or miserably inadequate.

[grandsport]

Inadequate seems to be the norm for our current administration.

[flash]

Administration is being very generous of a word for them.

[shadowgray396]

Them needs to be directing people towards accomplishing a common goal together. Well that not happening.

[Ms Grumpy]

Happening to be seeing a lot less free time, when I really wanted excess.

[grandsport]

Excess is a good thing when done with moderation.

[flash]

Moderation is easy for me.

[Ms Grumpy]

Me and my shadow,
strolling down the avenue.

[Ms Grumpy]

Avenue seemed to be a word that stumped everyone, isn't there a member who wanted more challenging words, I think his name is grandsport.

[grandsport]

Grandsport was asleep at the switch .

[Ms Grumpy]

Switch it into overdrive, either that or have another beer.

[grandsport]

Beer is the sandwich in a can.

[flash]

Can Grandsport have another ?

[grandsport]

Another day another dollar.

[Ms Grumpy]

Dollar is not worth as much in this economy.

[grandsport]

Economy is not a consideration when having a muscle machine.

[flash]

Machine (wood chipper ) is killing my back.

[grandsport]

Back to work should be Mr.Flashes goal instead of being on the computer.

[Rharp]

Computer is more fun.

[flash]

Fun these last 2 weeks have not been. I play on the computer during my breaks to help pass the time .

[Ms Grumpy]

Time to play again Mr. flash, as long as you don't get caught.

[Ms Grumpy]

Caught up in too many things to even work on one project.

[flash]

Project at hand for me is collect some more parts for my truck.

[Ms Grumpy]

Truck parts are on flashes mind.

[grandsport]

Mind if I smoke?

[Rharp]

Smoke one if you got one.

[shadowgray396]

One more day and the weekend is here. Been working 12 hours days the last 4. Not much time to work on the car these days.

[Ms Grumpy]

Days are too few for all the car shows that I want to attend.

[flash]

Attend shows is what Flash wants to do ,will have to get over sore and tired back first.

[Ms Grumpy]

First you have to decide which of your beautiful vehicles you would take.

[flash]

Take the vert is what I would do.

[grandsport]

Do as I say,not as I do. Does this ring a bell?

[flash]

Bell ringing makes me think of Christmas when the Salvation Army is at every super store collecting money.

[Rharp]

Money is what I wish I could collect.

[flash]

Collect parts for my truck is all I seem to be doing lately ,including today .Picked up a driver side fender for cheap.

[flash]

Cheap is Mr Flashe's middle name.

[grandsport]

Name that looney toone.

[fleming23]

Toone is apparently a town in Tennessee, which I can't wait to drive the Chevelle back to once I get this transmission swapped out next week!

[flash]

Week is starting way too soon for me ,I want a rerun weekend.

[grandsport]

Weekend here was perfect.

[flash]

Perfect day to just take it easy if possible.

[grandsport]

Possible that I might just take your advice.

[flash]

Advice is usually easy to come by but sometimes hard to take.

[grandsport]

Take this job and shove it.

[Ms Grumpy]

It is Monday morning and my bank's ATM gave me a bill that was counterfeit.

[grandsport]

Counterfeit Super Sports are plentiful.

[shadowgray396]

Plentiful are counterfeit bills seem like

[flash]

Like to have a lot of money to play with but not counterfit .

[grandsport]

Counterfit is a good thing when doing a kitchen makeover.

[shadowgray396]

Makeover is what my wife is thinking about doing after watching a show about it,

[fleming23]

It is about time for my Chevelle to come back home.

[flash]

Home is a good place for your Chevelle but it looks good wherever its at. Im sure Darrell and Neal are still taking good care of it.

[Rharp]

It is almost time for mine to come home as well..

[flash]

Well then lets move on to deeper subjects.

[grandsport]

Subjects are what we all shall be unless there is some change.

[shadowgray396]

Change can be good and bad. Just depends on what it is.

[Ms Grumpy]

Is there a need for a psychologist ?

[grandsport]

Psychologist is what Lindsay will be soon,then yinz guys will just have a well adjusted Grandsport.:p

[flash]

Grandsport is too much like Mr Flash to be well adjusted .

[Ms Grumpy]

Adjusted the mirror so I could see traffic.

[grandsport]

Traffic was a 70s rock band.

[Ms Grumpy]

Band of merry men was associated with Robin Hood.

[flash]

Hood is not something you want to wear in a bank.

[Ms Grumpy]

Bank needs to figure out how to give everyone more money.

[grandsport]

Money,as someone here knows can be at times, funny.:p

[flash]

Funny is my friend ,Grandsport .

[Ms Grumpy]

Grandsport is getting a formal invitation, right now, to come to the show in Ohio.

[grandsport]

Ohio is something we have to talk about Ms.Grumpy.

[flash]

Grumpy and Ms Grumpy and Mr and Ms Flash expect Grandsport to be there.

[Ms Grumpy]

There is a good time to be had with those Ohio fellows.

[grandsport]

Fellows,the heck with them.I prefer to talk to the ladies.

[flash]

Ladies in Ohio may be meaner than some of the guys if you mess with their SWEET TEA .

[grandsport]

Tea parties are all over the country.

[flash]

Country is in big trouble.

[shadowgray396]

Trouble is my middle name according to my wife.

[Ms Grumpy]

Wife is always right !

[flash]

Right ior wrong Im not going into that one.

[Ms Grumpy]

One day I will be a millionaire.

[grandsport]

Millionaire status would work for Grandsport.

[fleming23]

Grandsport Vette sure would look good sitting in my garage

[flash]

Garage is too full ,need to sell a car.

[Ms Grumpy]

Car is still in garage cause it is too damn hot.

[68ChevelleSS]

Car is still in garage cause it is too damn hot.

I drove the 68 back to work after lunch and about had a heat stroke. First thing i did when i got home was look at A/C systems again. lol

[grandsport]

Lol,this thread is out of sequence.

[Ms Grumpy]

Sequence of events can make people crazy.

[flash]

Crazy describes Mr Flash.

[grandsport]

Flash is a comic book superhero.