You get the last word...

[rak1]

Tree(s) when falling in the forest do they make a sound with nobody's around? Where's MS Grumpy aka the one who started this....

[grandsport]

This is getting out of hand.

[chevguy65]

hand me the remote

[rak1]

Hand it to Grandsport if you want to buy a nice car; you sell Dodge's right?

[rak1]

Remote(s) are a wonderful thing; I never have to get out of my chair or have the wife change the chanel for me.

[grandsport]

Me sells all kind of cars ,but I love Mopars!

[Highway Star]

Mopars are like bad breath, once you get it, nobody wants to get too close to you anymore, and for that matter, I hear they're like mopeds, too..

[chevguy65]

too many folks want to know why they are called mopars but not I, not I.

[grandsport]

I for one know,but it's like a Jeep thing.You wouldn't understand.

[chevguy65]

understand that I am just po' common folk

[grandsport]

Folk,my wife came after me with one.:p

[Chicken Coupe]

One Mrs Grumpy has to help us out here!

[grandsport]

Here is better that there.

[Ms Grumpy]

There is nothing better than having my birthday this week and having my Chevelle painted, this weekend, black and silver.

[grandsport]

Silver,wasn't the the name of the Lone Rangers horse?

[flash]

Horse power used to be a neat show.

[flash]

One of these days we are going to wonder what this post means.

[Chicken Coupe]

Means that Mrs. Grumpy is having a birthday this week and having her Chevelle painted, this weekend.

[rak1]

Weekend comes and goes but Monday's last forever; sometimes I have five a week....

[flash]

Weeks like this seem like more than 7 days long.

[Chicken Coupe]

Cheater LOL :p

[grandsport]

Long John Silvers seafood is garbage.

[Chicken Coupe]

Garbage in, garbage out is short for GIGO.

[grandsport]

Gigo insures cavemen.

[Chicken Coupe]

Cavemen would spell it that way.

[grandsport]

Way too much money spent on these cars called Chevelles.

[flash]

Chevelles are moneypits but I love them.

[BillsCamino]

Them there can't be real.

[flash]

Real or not they are nice to look at.

[flash]

At the moment this place is empty.

[Chicken Coupe]

Empty is merely an opportunity to fill.

[flash]

Fill er up please.

[grandsport]

Please,pass the Grey Poupon.

[flash]

Poupon the kitty litter instead of the bed.

[grandsport]

Bed is a wonderful place.

[Chicken Coupe]

Place your hands on them, real or fake, you're gonna get smacked in the face.

[grandsport]

Face reality Chikin Coupe.

[flash]

Coupe is a cool car Chicken is building.

[grandsport]

Building is no place to be in when an asteroid strikes.

[Chicken Coupe]

Strikes not due until December, 2012, so I am still working on getting it done in time to enjoy it.

[grandsport]

It will be a major inconvience in 2012, so it might be.

[flash]

Behave Grandsport.

[grandsport]

lol. Grandsport has no choice.:(

[flash]

Choice is good .

[grandsport]

Good is much nicer than bad.

[BillsCamino]

Bad boys, bad boys, what 'ya gonna do when they come for you?

[grandsport]

You should shower daily.

[chevguy65]

daily trials and tribulations makes for a strong character

[BillsCamino]

Character translated into Russian is характер.

[grandsport]

Xapaktep can be cured with penicillin.

[BillsCamino]

Penicillin is one of seven popular antibiotics that is available free from Publix supermarkets for people with prescriptions, even if they have a health insurance provider that would pay for them.

[chevguy65]

them thangs on mah car is mirrors

[grandsport]

Mirrors and smoke are two good tools to have when selling a car.

[chevguy65]

car go beep beep

[grandsport]

beep beep,excuse me my popcorn is done.

[flash]

Done ,Gary is not even close.

[jnorton]

Close his thread, please.

[grandsport]

Pllease tell me what your problem is.

[chevguy65]

Is someone not feeling loved in this thread? :)

[grandsport]

Thread bare clothing is all Grandsport can afford.

[chevguy65]

afford yourself a few luxuries and you will be just fine.

[grandsport]

Fine then,I shall get that new black Camaro SS without telling the wife.

[chevguy65]

wife schmife, do what ya want when ya want.

[grandsport]

Want and get are two different things.

[flash]

Things are getting better in the south ,went yard saleing today with jeans and t-shirt .It was a nice warm day.

[shadowgray396]

Day light saving times begins next weekend, spring forward fall backward.

[grandsport]

Backward went my income this winter.:(

[chevguy65]

winter sucks

[grandsport]

Sucks yes,but it's almost finished.

[Highway Star]

Finished the work on my broken cylinder head last night, I can't wait to get the engine back together.

[Ms Grumpy]

Together is a hard word to start a sentence with, but I figured it was easier than x-ray.

[grandsport]

Xray vision was the coolest of Supermans powers.

[flash]

Powers still on here ,how about there?

[Highway Star]

There is a joke about wonder woman, the invisible man, and superman's x-ray vision, anyone know it?

[flash]

It escapes me .

[grandsport]

Me have hard time selling Escapes.:)

[flash]

Escapes are for emergency exit from tall buildings .

[grandsport]

Buildings make a much better place to live as compared to cardboard boxes.

[chevguy65]

boxes are where I will be living soon

[Highway Star]

Soon er or later, love is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl you got to give in
Sooner or later, love is gonna let ya
Sooner or later, love is gonna win

[flash]

Win is what Wild Bill did with White Lightnin .

[grandsport]

Win or lose,I still love you.:p

[jnorton]

You missed one, I know the feeling.

[grandsport]

Feeling things is best done with your hands.

[flash]

Hands will get you in trouble sometimes.

[grandsport]

Sometimes I fall down.

[chevguy65]

down town, things will be brighter there.

[grandsport]

There,you can forget all your cares.

[flash]

Cares to elaborate?

[grandsport]

Elaborate is the lifestyle of my daughter

[grandsport]

Fixed it up Mike. Yes I am drunk on sunshine.

[flash]

Sunshine is leaving us and we will get rain tonight.

[grandsport]

Tonight's the night,oh yeah.

[Ms Grumpy]

YEAH!!!! the chevelle has been painted, and I love the stripe.

[flash]

Stripe on right side is white ,left side should be double yellow . It is usually good idea to be somewhere in the middle.

[Ms Grumpy]

Middle children sometimes feel like they are ignored.

[grandsport]

Ignored,how well I know the meaning of that word.:p

[Highway Star]

"Word" is a slang term that some people use in place of the word "really".


[sidenote...not part of the thread... the context of the word would be as such..

Man, I got some new rims on my car..

Oh word?


In case you were wondering:D]

[grandsport]

Really?I did not know that.

[Ms Grumpy]

Really????

[Ms Grumpy]

Really, I made it to 100 posts.

[grandsport]

Post count is really a sore spot for certain members.

[Highway Star]

Members Schmembers:D:D:D:D:D

[Chicken Coupe]

Schmembers when we were teenagers?

[flash]

Teenagers are too young to care and too old to change.

[Chicken Coupe]

Change your clocks this weekend, DST time starts the 14th.

[Chicken Coupe]

14th, er I mean 19th Nervous Breakdown... :ntwrthy: Rolling Stones-Recording date: December 3 - 8 1965, First Release: Single, February 4, 1966


Your mother who neglected you
Owes a million dollars tax.
And your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.

[grandsport]

Wax is some kind of crap that clogs up the ear.

[flash]

Ear dont work so good anymore.

[chevguy65]

anymore I wonder what's the point

[Chicken Coupe]

Point is that you better set your clocks for DST on the 14th.

[flash]

14 th will be here soon.

[grandsport]

Soon will not come fast enough.

[Highway Star]

Enough of this thread already, I'm with Carl...lay it to rest.

[grandsport]

Rest is something I don't get enough of.

[flash]

Of all the things Ive lost ,I miss my dog the most.

[chevguy65]

most definition

most (mōst)

adjective

1. more
2. greatest in amount, quantity, or degree
3. greatest in number
4. in the greatest number of instances most fame is fleeting

Etymology: ME < OE mast, used as superl. of micel, big (var. of mycel: see much): akin to Goth maists: for IE base see more

noun

1. the greatest amount, quantity or degree to take most of the credit
2.
1. the greatest number (of persons or things) most of us are going
2. the greatest number of persons or things

adverb

1. more in or to the greatest degree or extent: used with many adjectives and adverbs (regularly with those of three or more syllables) to form the superlative degree most horrible, most quickly
2. very (often preceded by a) a most beautiful morning
3.

Etymology: for almost

[grandsport]

Smart alec.:rolleyes:

[Chicken Coupe]

Alec Baldwin

Baldwin Motion

Motion in the Ocean

Ocean Voyage

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Sea Monkey

Monkey see, Monkey do

"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"

Do you see what I do?

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

You guys don't seem to still be into this.

This thread is useless without pictures.

Pictures of Lilly

Lilly is married to Herman

Herman Melville wrote Moby Dick

Dick and Jane

Jane is the name of a song by Jefferson Starship

Starship Trooper is a song my Yes.

:ntwrthy: Yes it's time to end this post.

[grandsport]

Post,I got yer post right here.:p

[chevguy65]

here is a relative term.

Is anyone really ever here?
Is here better than there?

[Chicken Coupe]

Term in Al is where this post is going...and fast too.

[shadowgray396]

Too, or two or to, the english language has to be the most difficult to figure out. How many ways can one spell the same word.

[grandsport]

Word means nothing today,get it in writing.

[flash]

Writing with fingers is sometimes hard.

[Ms Grumpy]

Hard times have fallen on alot of people in this tough economy.

[grandsport]

Economy is a word my 2 girls never learned the meaning.Waving

[flash]

Meaning of life is driving a Chevelle.

[grandsport]

Chevelle is a french word for the removal of snow.

[flash]

Snow sux !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !1

[grandsport]

1 is the loneliest number that will ever be.

[flash]

Be good to see sunshine again .

[grandsport]

Again,another slow day at the forum. Which reminds me of a funny thing that happened on my way to the forum.

[Chicken Coupe]

Forum equals function.

[Ms Grumpy]

Function meaning; as in mathematics/geometry, is that a function consists of an ordered triple of sets, which may be written as (X, Y, F), with X as the domain of the function, Y as the codomain, and F as a set of ordered pairs.

[flash]

Pairs of shoes are better than just one.

[grandsport]

One more time for a sentence beginning with the word one.

[shadowgray396]

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

[grandsport]

One more time and I'm gonna flip!

[chevguy65]

flip wilson did comedy and he was a funny one

[shadowgray396]

One official chevelleforum greeter and Grandsport would be the one.

[grandsport]

One would think people were doing this on purpose ,with intent to irritate a certain member.:p

[Highway Star]

Member number 33, grandsport, I have a feeling you are the one.

[Chicken Coupe]

One more of these and I'm gonna....

[grandsport]

Gonna be a lot of rain fall.

[chevguy65]

fall down and get back up, unless you like laying on the ground

[grandsport]

One of these days..........pow, to the moon Alice.

[grandsport]

One wife is all I can afford.

[Highway Star]

..vehicle baby, I'll take you anywhere you want to go.....

[grandsport]

Go granny go granny go granny go.

[Chicken Coupe]

Sorry, there are no new threads to view.

[grandsport]

View from the top of the grass is better than the view from the bottom.

[Chicken Coupe]

Bottom Winter has,...things are beginning to "green" here.

Cherry trees are about to bust open, buds on trees.

Yellow tide in 3 weeks (pollen)

'Bout GD time says I. (that and i not a one LOL)

[flash]

One two three four five six seven eight nine ten ,thats as far as I can go without taking off my shoes.One ?

[grandsport]

Pasa gas should nota bea done ina church.

[shadowgray396]

Church is where I'm heading this morning

[chevguy65]

morning all did you set your clocks ahead?

[flash]

Ahead of the game.

[grandsport]

Game over. Insert dollar please.

[flash]

Please, dont squeeze the Charmin .

[grandsport]

Charmin is what I am,at least that's what the ladies tell me.:p

[shadowgray396]

Me is a name I call myself

[grandsport]

Myself stays in my world.

[grandsport]

????????????????????

Sorry Mike.:p

[flash]

Mike is short for Michael.

[grandsport]

Michael has no tolerance for Grandsports mistakes.

[flash]

Mistakes are often made by those who do something, never by those who do nothing .

[grandsport]

Nothing ventured,nothing gained.

[flash]

Gained some info from this and other forums that says Grandsport likes to wave .

[grandsport]

Wave ,hitch a ride and you'll be sitting on top of the world.Waving

[rak1]

World is the word...

[rak1]

(the) word is rak1 on all topic's; I win!

[grandsport]

Win,win. I wish I was in that situation.

[rak1]

Situations can be changed since we create them.

[grandsport]

Them thars fightin' words.

[flash]

Words are easy .its the sentence that is hard to complete.

[grandsport]

Complete all sections of the form,under penalty of the law.

[flash]

Law of the land sux.

[flash]

Made me spill my Coke .

[Ms Grumpy]

Coke, I just bought the Mackenzie Phillips biography and I am sure that is a big part of it.

[grandsport]

It is not nice to lie to your mother.

[flash]

It may have been a big part of it but thats the wrong kind for me ,I prefer mine in a bottle from Atlanta Georgia.

[grandsport]

Georgia on your mind? You missed a sentence,Flash.

[flash]

Flash is tired ,probably why he missed a sentence .

[grandsport]

Sentence is what they do to criminals.

[flash]

Criminals and used car dealers are one and the same .

[grandsport]

Same old crap,I get tired of the abuse.

[flash]

Abuse this is not, just friendly jibberish .By the way I have a couple friends who sell cars and they get the same abuse.They are great guys too just like you and one of them has a chevelle.

[grandsport]

Chevelle,I will have mine out today. But I will not abuse it.

[flash]

It will be good therapy to go for a drive , have fun.

[Highway Star]

Fun times.:o

[flash]

Times like today is for me ,warm weather and a nice drive in my El Camino .

[grandsport]

El Camino was the gift for my wife,years ago.

[shadowgray396]

Ago, such a small word but means so many things -Past; gone by; since. And used so well through history; Abraham Lincoln Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

[Highway Star]

Equal is one of the sugar substitute packages that people should just avoid, and eat regular sugar instead.

[grandsport]

Instead of working today,I shall drink beer and play with my car.

[Ms Grumpy]

Car cruisin' time is upon us, can't wait.

[flash]

Wait for summer is hard to do ,need some sunshine and warm weather.

[grandsport]

Weather is something we all have to put up with,weather you like it or not.

[flash]

Not going to let the weather get the best of me ,Ill just have to be patient .

[grandsport]

Patient people are hard to find these days.

[flash]

Days are getting longer ,time to get the Chevelles ready to cruise.

[grandsport]

Cruise,something my car does not have.

[flash]

Have you lost your mind ,right foot is your cruise .

[grandsport]

Cruise is not for me,I would get sea sick and hurl.

[grandsport]

Wise are my favorite brand of chips.

[flash]

Chips are not good for you when they are in your paint.

[Highway Star]

Paint with cat scratches in it is for the frikking birds.

[grandsport]

Birds are cat food.

[flash]

FOOD for coyotes is what that cat would be .

[grandsport]

Be stings can be fatal to a cat.

[flash]

Cat would not have to worry about bee stings at my house .

[grandsport]

House was I supposed to know?

[flash]

Know what, when or where.

[grandsport]

Where am I,what have I done?

[jnorton]

Done this thread is not.

[grandsport]

Not done yet.

[flash]

Yet to be finished like many a Chevelle.

[grandsport]

Chevelle is typed many times on this venue.

[flash]

Venue ,this is a nice one.

[grandsport]

One does tire of starting a sentence that begins with one.

[Highway Star]

One is the lonliest number you'll ever do..........

[grandsport]

Do-od ,that was done before.:p

[Highway Star]

Before you go reminding me about what was done before, let's talk a little about this word do-od.Waving

[grandsport]

Before you go reminding me about what was done before, let's talk a little about this word do-od.Waving

Dood,excuse me. I forgot about you and you're freakin mastering of the English language.;)

[rak1]

Corners are sharp; be careful!

[grandsport]

Careful what you wish.Waving

[flash]

Wish for more sunny days ,tired of crappy rain.

[grandsport]

Rain be it crappy or happy is needed to sustain life here on Earth.

[Ms Grumpy]

Earth Day 2010 is April 22, the Earth Day Network was founded on the premise that all people, regardless of race, gender, income, or geography, have a moral right to a healthy, sustainable environment.

[rak1]

Environment must be changing in Reno because rain or snow is perdicted for next week. The weather gets up to almost 70 for a few days and then it snows again. When will winter end!!

[flash]

End is near I hope for winter. My convertible top needs to come down.

[rak1]

Down the road from where I use to live in PA was this little stream where you could go fishing and such. The memories of the simple life of being a kid when all you had to worry about was what you were going to do after school....

[Ms Grumpy]

School vacation for the kids is not that far away, damn.

[jnorton]

Damn kids are arguing again. I'm about to paint somebody's back porch RED.

[grandsport]

Red is something I did with yesterdays newspaper.

[Ms Grumpy]

Damn kids are arguing again. I'm about to paint somebody's back porch RED.

Newspapers, weeping willow branches and fly swatters are what my parents used as switches when I was young.

[grandsport]

Young is a frame of mind.

[flash]

Young I once was ,what the heck happened ?

[grandsport]

Happened was Flash was late again.

[flash]

Again I was late but Gary is letting this post die, not so .

[grandsport]

So,what is your problem dude?

[flash]

Dude ,Im getting old .

[jnorton]

Old days, I remember them well.

[grandsport]

Well,that is a very deep subject.

[flash]

Subject is Chevelle ,haw mary are left?

[grandsport]

Left is the opposite of right.

[flash]

Right now would be good time to be at home.

[grandsport]

Home to me is Pennsylvania.

[flash]

Pennsylvania is a nice place to visit.