You get the last word...

[grandsport]

Use extreme caution when driving with a trunk full of dynamite.

[shadowgray396]

Dynamite comes in small packages, but make a loud bang

[flash]

Bang ( loud) is what happens when I see cat near my cars .

[grandsport]

Cars are what I sell to get money to buy crap and various things.

[flash]

Things are good at the moment.

[shadowgray396]

Moment can be a split second in time.

[david1985]

Time doesn't wait for any one.

Its a very nice game .I really liked it.Its so interesting.

[flash]

Interesting is this thread.

[rak1]

Tread is dead Jim. I'm a doctor not a brick layer, he's dead Jim. Yes, I've been watching alot of Star Trek since we got the three DVD set.

[flash]

Set them up and knock them down.

[flash]

Down for the count but dont count me out.

[rak1]

Out to go get lunch with the wife in a little bit. Salad here I come with vinegar and oil or fat free French darn it. I miss my thousand Island.

[rak1]

island (pronounced /ˈaɪlənd/) or isle (/ˈaɪl/) is any piece of sub-continental land that is surrounded by water. Very small islands such as emergent land features on atolls are called islets. A key or cay is another name for a small island or islet. An island in a river or lake may be called an eyot, /ˈaɪ.ət/. A grouping of geographically or geologically related islands is called an archipelago.

An island may still be described as such despite the presence of a land bridge, for example Singapore and its causeway, or the various Dutch delta islands, such as IJsselmonde. Some places may even retain "island" in their names for historical reasons after being connected to a larger landmass by a wide land bridge, such as Coney Island.

There are two main types of islands: continental islands and oceanic islands. There are also artificial islands. There is no standard of size which distinguishes islands from islets and continents

[rak1]

Continents; what can I say about continents but my post count is going up and up. Where is everyone; I'm quoting myself now?

[rak1]

Now is the time to start posting.

[rak1]

Posting helps keep this place active.

[rak1]

Active members are a wonderful thing.

[rak1]

Thing, thing, thing.... Someone stop me please.....

[rak1]

Please, please me was a Beatles song.

[rak1]

Song, sing a song; make it simple to last the whole day long....

[rak1]

Long in the tooth means I talk to much.

[rak1]

Much to do about nothing.

[rak1]

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing, you better be something if you want to be with me.... Sing it Billy!

[rak1]

Billy Carter had a brother.

[rak1]

Brother, I think so I am?

[rak1]

Am I the king of CCF or just the only one here right now?

[rak1]

Now is the time for something, something, something...

[rak1]

Something, something, darkside.

[rak1]

Darkside let me think for a moment... Can you tell it's almost time for work to end and I'm killing time....

[rak1]

Time after time...

[shadowgray396]

Time after time we keep adding to this post, its like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going and going

[flash]

Going to be a nice weekend to take the El Camino for a ride .

[Ms Grumpy]

Ride, Sally, Ride.

[grandsport]

Ride,take a free ride take my place have my seat it's for free.

[shadowgray396]

Free is a very good price

[flash]

Price is not always a good selling point.

[BADCHVL]

Point me in the right direction.

[grandsport]

Direction is something I need desperately.

[chevguy65]

Desperately seeking Susan

[flash]

Susan Dey (Day?) used to be in a tv show.

[grandsport]

Show me the money.

[BADCHVL]

Money, by Pink Floyd

[grandsport]

Floyd was a barber in Mayberry.

[flash]

Mayberry ,thats kind of like where I live.

[Ms Grumpy]

Live life to it's fullest.

[flash]

Fullest gas tank equals empty wallet.

[Ms Grumpy]

Wallet has been empty for a year, I vaguely remember something called dollar bills.

[grandsport]

Bills are things worn by ducks.

[Ms Grumpy]

Duck(s), duck, goose.

[grandsport]

Write you are,Mike. You do cheat.Waving

[chevguy65]

Cars are nice but I prefer hotrods

[grandsport]

Hotrods,especially ones that are glowing red should not be touched.

Hi Carl. Waving

[flash]

Touched ,yes i think Gary is a bit Touched .

[Ms Grumpy]

Touched up paint is sometimes a reality of life, when owning a classic car, especially if you live in the area surrounding metro Detroit.

[rak1]

Detriot, it seems alot of people on this site live around there.

[grandsport]

There,there now. Things will be ok.

[rak1]

Ok, if that's how you're going to be.

[Ms Grumpy]

(anyone remember this saying)
Be cool, stay in school.

[grandsport]

School is were fish swim.

[flash]

Swim with the sharks ,just swim much faster .

[grandsport]

Faster is not always a good thing.

[Ms Grumpy]

Thing, wasn't that the name of the pet in The Adam's Family.

[grandsport]

Family member was cousin Itt.

[Ms Grumpy]

(Cousin) Itt was not in the original 60's series he was created by the cartoon producer David Levy, but he did appear in Addams' cartoons from time to time after the TV series premiered.

[grandsport]

Premiered is what is done before you miere.:p

[Ms Grumpy]

miere(ly) an observer.

[grandsport]

Observer does not make a good employee.

[Ms Grumpy]

Employee? That means I have to do something.

[grandsport]

Something be it right or wrong,is better than nothing.

[Ms Grumpy]

Nothing, nil, zip, zero, that is what is left in the bank account.

[grandsport]

Account of all the car money spent.

[Ms Grumpy]

Spent way more than most, heck even more than I could comprehend.

[flash]

Comprehend ,I no abla.

[grandsport]

ABLA was a great warmup band for ABBA.

[shadowgray396]

ABBA was a music group back in the early seventies

[flash]

Seventies seems so long ago .

[flash]

Ago is hard to start off with .

[flash]

With this post we start again.

[grandsport]

Again,I am getting sleepy.

[Ms Grumpy]

Sleepy, Sneezy, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey are the seven dwarfs.

[grandsport]

Dwarfs are cool.

[Ms Grumpy]

Cool, I can end a sentence with a word like snob.

[grandsport]

Snob,who you calling a snob?

[Ms Grumpy]

Snob, a vulgar person who affects to be better, richer, or more fashionable.

[grandsport]

Fashionable is one word that does not describe me.:p

[flash]

Me , just wishing Grandsport would join us at Chevellabration.

[grandsport]

Chevelleabration is not in my plans for this year.:(

[Ms Grumpy]

Year after year, we only get better.

[shadowgray396]

Better is what happens to wine with age.

[flash]

Age is just a number ,as long as it keeps getting larger as to staying flat Im happy.

[Ms Grumpy]

Happy Days was a great show, I loved the Fonz.

[grandsport]

Fonz was a couple bricks shy.

[rak1]

Shy ladies are the best.

[flash]

Best of the best.

[BADCHVL]

Best i could do.

[Ms Grumpy]

Do I see more people participating in the fun thread?

[grandsport]

Thread is what someone with a lisp does not look foward to.

[Ms Grumpy]

To day we found out we need to do some work on the engine.

[MarMar]

Engine work has major benefits for your vehicle.

[Ms Grumpy]

Vehicle parts are not cheap.

[grandsport]

Cheap is not the way.

[Ms Grumpy]

Way ahead of you on this one.

[grandsport]

One to a customer,please.

[shadowgray396]

Please a word not used much anymore

[Ms Grumpy]

Anymore ideas on the window clings?

[grandsport]

Clings is what my wife says I do to her when I'm home.:p

[flash]

Home is where the heart is.

[flash]

Just use a cartoon picture of Grandsport waving and holding a banner with chevelleforum.net on it for the window cling.

[grandsport]

Cling like that would be good way to get windows shot out at Chevelleabration.:p

[flash]

Chevellabration is a lot of fun especially if you get to meet Liam and spend some time with him.
(I didnt say I would actually put it on my car ,maybe in the garden.)

[grandsport]

Him made no sense with that last post.:p

[Ms Grumpy]

Post Champion is........grandsport....yeah !!!!

[BADCHVL]

Yeah for Gary,Yeah for Gary!

[Ms Grumpy]

Gary, Gary, Gary, we are gonna give him a complex.

[flash]

Complex, Gary done got.

[grandsport]

Got beer?:beer:

[flash]

Beer is not for me.

[grandsport]

Me like beer.Waving

[flash]

Beer for Gary .

[rak1]

Gary comes up alot on this tread.

[Ms Grumpy]

Gary comes up alot on this tread.

Tread, should it have been thread, maybe too much beer?

[grandsport]

Beer,funny the subject should come up. I am enjoying the beautiful evening on my front porch.

[Ms Grumpy]

Porch swings are a great place to spend an evening.

[flash]

Evenings are time for me to play on the net.

[grandsport]

Net profit is what I want Betty to show me at the end of the month.

(Betty is my office manager)

[shadowgray396]

Month is never long enough, always seems like the first of the month every other week.

[flash]

Week is going by so sloooooow.

[BADCHVL]

sloooooow isn't the word for it.

[RBeckman]

Week is going by so sloooooow.

I thought it was just me.

[grandsport]

It goes way too fast.

[shadowgray396]

Fast is what I hope my car will be,once I get it running

[chevguy65]

Running around like a chicken with it's head cut off

[grandsport]

Off with their heads!!!!!

[flash]

Heads are gonna roll.

[grandsport]

Roll me away.

[rak1]

Away, away with dental decay.

[rak1]

Tread, should it have been thread, maybe too much beer?
Decay is what happens when you loose your h's. It's been a long week is all I can say.

[grandsport]

Say what you will about me,I don't give a rats behind.Waving

[flash]

Behind the 8 ball .

[grandsport]

Ball is a fancy dance they have at the country club.

[Ms Grumpy]

Club Pogo is where I play the slots.

[MarMar]

Slots are fun, but they eat money.

[flash]

Money is the root of all evil ,so I spend as much as I can.

[grandsport]

Can is used as a beer container.

[rak1]

Containers are used in the shipping business.

[grandsport]

Business is more fun when it involves monkeys.

[rak1]

Monkeys eat bananas.

[grandsport]

Bananas,yes I have none.

[rak1]

None is a bad thing most of the time.

[grandsport]

Time is something we do not have enough.

[Ms Grumpy]

Enough of a good thing.

[grandsport]

Enough of a good thing.

Thing is,are you ending this tread?

[Ms Grumpy]

Tread lightly gransport, it would dramatically decrease our post counts, and I couldn't do that cause I am trying to catch up with you.

[shadowgray396]

You and I will never catch gransport in our post count

[grandsport]

Count me out when it comes all of your illegal activity.

[flash]

Activity is good here

[flash]

Here is dead at the moment.

[grandsport]

Moment is not long.

[shadowgray396]

Long for a good nights rest, it's time to say good night

[flash]

Night is gone ,now to get back to work.

[chevguy65]

work is just another four letter word.

[BADCHVL]

Word of the day is "WEEKEND".:D

[grandsport]

Weedend is good.:beer:

[flash]

Good thing its Friday or I would lay out Tommorrow .

[chevguy65]

Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tomorrow.

[grandsport]

Tomorrow is a poor excuse.

[flash]

Excuse me while I go pee.

[BADCHVL]

pee, oh that reminds me!

[flash]

Me too, I need to go .

[grandsport]

Go pee a lot so Flash does.

[rak1]

Does the Earth revolve around the sun? Oh, yeah the Earth is flat and I have touched the sky.

[MarMar]

Sky is blue and so am I.

[Ms Grumpy]

I am so tired of the endless mess of road construction.

[flash]

Construction of anykind aint happening here.

[grandsport]

Here ,there ,everywhere.

[shadowgray396]

Everywhere you go, it seems like someone else was there before you.

[Ms Grumpy]

You can't always get what you want.

[grandsport]

Want and get are quite different.

[Ms Grumpy]

Different strokes for different folks.

[grandsport]

Jokes make people laugh.

[Ms Grumpy]

Laugh ter is the best medicine.

[flash]

Medicine I have to take to make me sleep.

[grandsport]

Sleep is one problem Grandsport does not have.

[chevguy65]

Have you heard the one about the dog that walked into a bar?

[Ms Grumpy]

Bar none...this is a great place to hang.

[grandsport]

Hang is a good thing for clothes.

[flash]

Clothes are optional at some beaches.

[Ms Grumpy]

Beaches are sometimes nude.

[grandsport]

Nude in front of others,might be considered by some as rude.

[flash]

Rude I can sometimes be .(not intentional)

[Ms Grumpy]

Be proud, we have enough posts in this thread, that the page count is 100.

[grandsport]

100 is a low number when talking paycheck.

[Ms Grumpy]

Paychecks are to few and far between.

[shadowgray396]

Between you and me 100 is a good number

[Rank]

Number One, this thread is addictive, and "B", it is getting late. And thirdly, I think I will hit the sack!

[chevguy65]

Sack time is my favorite time of day.

[Ms Grumpy]

Day after day i'm more confused....

[shadowgray396]

Confused is only a state of mind

[flash]

Mind is a terrible thing to waste (Grandsport)

[shadowgray396]

Waste (Grandsport) do those belong in the same sentence

[grandsport]

Sentence was something I never got. Lucky,I guess.

[flash]

Guess its time to do something.

[grandsport]

Something other than being here,Flash.

[chevguy65]

Flash flooding can occur when an unstable air mass collides with a wet warm air mass causing a thunderstorm of mass proportion.

[grandsport]

Proportion this,smarty pants.Waving

[shadowgray396]

Pants is what I need to go and get today, since my old ones are falling off me.

[flash]

Me is back for a brief moment.

[grandsport]

Moment is a good thing to have because it means you are not dead.Waving

[Ms Grumpy]

Dead silence, I am so glad that I now have it, after a day that was crazy.

[MarMar]

Crazy people are the best kind.

[flash]

Kind of like me ,I be real Crazy .

[grandsport]

Crazy is not the thing to be when doing brain surgery.

[BADCHVL]

Surgery can't cure crazy.

[shadowgray396]

Crazy was a song sung by Patsy Cline, and written by Willie Nelson

[flash]

Nelson (Willie) is sportind a new hair do.

[Ms Grumpy]

(There she was just a walking Down the street singin')
Do wah diddy diddy
Dum diddy do
Snapping her fingers
And a shuffling her feet singin'
Do wah diddy diddy
Dum diddy do

(just wanted to have fun with this one)

[flash]

Daaaaaaannnnnnnnnce, I cant.

[rak1]

Can't buy me love was preformed and written by The Beatles.

[Ms Grumpy]

Beatles recorded an album called Abbey Road, most people don't use those LP's anymore, except collectors who call them vinyl.

[grandsport]

Vinyl roof looks good on my 70.

[MarMar]

70 is the new 50...

[grandsport]

50 is the new 20.

[flash]

20 is an age I dont remember.

[grandsport]

Remember when.......aw crap,I forgot.

[rak1]

Forgot it; are we having fun yet?

[Ms Grumpy]

Yet to drive my car this year.

[rak1]

Year or years come and they go, and the older I get the faster they seem to go.

[grandsport]

Go carts are funny when monkeys are driving.

[flash]

Driving my wifes vert is what I love to do .

[shadowgray396]

Do You Know the Way to San Jose, song by Dionne Warwick back in 1968, good old classic.

[flash]

Classic rock is more my speed.

[grandsport]

Speed is no good in a school zone.:)

[flash]

Zone out the rip-rap.

[flash]

Rip-rap is also used to slow erosion .

[flash]

Erosion is a sometimes a problem at my place during heavy rains.

[flash]

Rains not bothered me much this week.

[flash]

Week is half way over.

[flash]

Over this thread is not.

[flash]

Not anyone here but me.

[flash]

Me going back to work.

[Ms Grumpy]

Work online, then you will never leave here, hey isn't that gransport.

[rak1]

Grandsport sure is used a lot on this thread.

[Ms Grumpy]

Thread abuse, that's what we'll call it.

[flash]

Its strange to not see Grandsport on here . (has he fallen and cant get up)

[rak1]

here, or up hum.... it's Up from Here. I think I got it but I could be wrong.

[Ms Grumpy]

Wrong turns happen when you listen to back seat drivers.

[grandsport]

Drivers are all the same .

[Ms Grumpy]

Same day delivery is an oxymoron.

[grandsport]

Oxymoron,my wife calls me part of that.:)

[Ms Grumpy]

That is something that every wife does, and so does the husband.