You get the last word...

[Ms Grumpy]

Home is where the Chevelle should be.

[Rank]

Be happy ..... don't whatever.

[Ms Grumpy]

Whatever it takes....within reason.

[grandsport]

Reason is always "I didn't know".

[shadowgray396]

Know to perceive or understand as fact or truth; to apprehend clearly and with certainty: I know the situation fully.
2. to have established or fixed in the mind or memory: to know a poem by heart; Do you know the way to the park from here?
3. to be cognizant or aware of: I know it.
4. be acquainted with (a thing, place, person, etc.),

Ok this is to much to think about this late, it's time to go to bed.

[Rank]

Bed is where the word "no!" is often used!

[flash]

Used car salesman is a friend of mine.

[Rank]

Mine and the wifes T-shirt sizes are large and petite , in that order, still waiting!

[Rank]

Waiting for the Denny's Grand Slam coupon also and just so you know I could eat a horse!

[Rank]

Horse feathers! ... I am having second thoughts on eating at Denny's!
http://www.mail.com/Video.aspx/plus/0/APVideos/plus/20100728/dv-va-dennys-bleach?pageid=1

[Ms Grumpy]

Denny's Grandslam yum!

[Rank]

Yum times two

[shadowgray396]

Two of us on here this time of night.

[flash]

Night went by quickly.

[flash]

Quickly moving aint happening this week.

[shadowgray396]

Week is almost gone already. Time just flies by these days

[Ms Grumpy]

Days are supposed to be beautiful through the weekend.

[grandsport]

Weekend should have 2 Sundays.

[flash]

Sundays going to be a free day for me, nothing planned.

[Rank]

Planned on hitting the Hot August Nites swap meet in Sacramento Sunday

[shadowgray396]

Sunday maybe a day of rest for me finally and a chance to work on my car.

[grandsport]

Car,sometimes I hate that word.

[flash]

Word is Grandsport is buying everyone a beer that shows up at the Ohio show.

[grandsport]

Show enough I will.

[flash]

Will mine be Rootbeer ? (diet please)

[Ms Grumpy]

Rootbeer float here.

[Ms Grumpy]

Here today, in Ohio next week.

[grandsport]

Week was way too long for Grandsport.

[Ms Grumpy]

Grandsport needs a Bud !

[grandsport]

Bud,will you be mine Ms Grumpy?:p

[Ms Grumpy]

Grumpy might have something to say about that.

[Ms Grumpy]

That will happen next weekend, we definately will max, relax and become better buds.

[grandsport]

Buds on the Grumpmeister.

[flash]

Grumpmeister ,I must meet.

[grandsport]

Meet is ok,but I much prefer seafood.

[Ms Grumpy]

Seafood, sorry but, yuck !

[grandsport]

Yuck? I find that hard to fathom.

[Ms Grumpy]

Fathom, isn't that 6 feet.

[grandsport]

Feet in mouth for me is a big problem.

[Ms Grumpy]

Problem is not going to be in my vocabulary this week.

[grandsport]

Week is 7 days.

[Rank]

Days spent watching a pole-tip are well-spent days.

[Ms Grumpy]

Days are great when the rain is far away.

[shadowgray396]

Away is what I was all day. Tomorrow will be a day of rest, I wish.

[Rank]

Wish I score big, off to the Sacramento Swap Meet ... like Eddie Murphy , "Looking for a little bit of trim!"

[Ms Grumpy]

Trim is what I need to do to our HUGE weeping willow.

(a few years ago, a large branch from this tree came thru the roof in our house during an ice storm)

[Rank]

Willow, storm?? Storm, willow?? Dang I better read the rulebook.

[Ms Grumpy]

Rulebook says that all Chevelles need to be road ready.

[shadowgray396]

Ready for another week of work.

[Ms Grumpy]

Work will have to be done before leaving for Ohio.

[grandsport]

Ohio is a neighboring state of Pennsylvania.

[Ms Grumpy]

Pennsylvania, what the heck am I supposed to do with Pennsylvania?

[flash]

Pennsylvania has the worst roads Ive ever driven on.

[flash]

On to Ohio this week.

[grandsport]

Week,I'm tired of starting a sentence with week.

[flash]

Week will be over for me tomorrow.

[grandsport]

Tomorrow,Flash should look for a real job.

[flash]

Job is real enough. But I do enjoy my vacation time.

[Ms Grumpy]

Time to start thinking about all the good friends that I will meet and talk to in Ohio, while drinking a nice cold beer.

[grandsport]

Time is not on my side.

[Ms Grumpy]

Side me and Grumpy will be a chair will be waiting for you this weekend grandsport.

[Ms Grumpy]

grandsport and anyone else who wants to, is welcome to pull up a chair and relax with us, we are bringing a few extra chairs.

[flash]

Chairs will be needed if you sample that SWEET TEA.

[grandsport]

Tea will not be in my plans.:eek:

[Ms Grumpy]

Plans are to have a great time, whether it is sweet tea or another beverage.

[flash]

Beverage of choice for me is Diet Coke.

[Ms Grumpy]

Coke will probably be mine, good thing we are bringing the van cause it sounds like we need to bring a few drinks.

[flash]

Drinks will be plentiful as well as fun.

[grandsport]

Fun,sun,beer.I'm in.

[flash]

In the meantime there is work to be done.

[grandsport]

Done is another deal for Grandsport.

[shadowgray396]

Grandsport is a dealing machine

[grandsport]

Machine Head,Deep Purple.

[flash]

Purple is not for me.

[grandsport]

Me thinks it's almost time for Mr. Sandman.

[flash]

Sandman is where?

[grandsport]

Where? He's lurking in the house.

[Ms Grumpy]

House I am home, had a busy day, did you miss me?

[grandsport]

Me? Heck yes,quite boring.

[Ms Grumpy]

Boring, not with you here Gary, you kept things lively I am sure.

[grandsport]

Sure,sure I bet you say that to all the guys.:p

[Ms Grumpy]

Guys, I like 'em all, but only a few are special.

[shadowgray396]

Special place in my heart is what I will always have for my wife.

[Durand]

Wife??? What wife?? If you are referring to the lady behind me with the skillet, she is my life guide complete with the instruction pan......

[grandsport]

Pan handleing is a good summertime job.

[Rank]

Job? Wasnt that some kind of prophet?

[grandsport]

Prophet is something I like to make on vehicles.

[shadowgray396]

Vehicles is what Gary likes to sell, and is good at it.

[grandsport]

It ain't for the faint of heart.

[flash]

Heart of America ,CHEVROLET .

[grandsport]

Chevrolet is what I'll be driving to Ohio.

[Ms Grumpy]

Ohio will be so much fun cause I get to meet some new friends and mingle.

[Ms Grumpy]

Mingle, smingle, lets just have a great time !

[grandsport]

Time is going slow now waiting to leave.

[Ms Grumpy]

Leave with a smile on your face and the wind at your back.

[flash]

Back to look at Chevelles .

[shadowgray396]

Chevelles my favorite car

[grandsport]

Car is at times, a curse.

[Ms Grumpy]

CURSES, we had to leave all the beautiful Chevelles in Ohio and go back to the real world.

[grandsport]

World is a mess.

[Ms Grumpy]

Mess is what was not at my house when I got home, kids cleaned house while we were gone.

[grandsport]

Gone is a lot of cash after the weekend.

[shadowgray396]

Weekend has come to an end, back to the grind stone on Monday

[flash]

Monday sucks .

[shadowgray396]

Sucks is only a state of mind

[grandsport]

Mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[Ms Grumpy]

Waste d was what a lot of people were Friday and Saturday night.

[grandsport]

Night makes me afraid.

[Ms Grumpy]

Afraid my post count will soon be hitting 1000.

[grandsport]

1000 is still amateur status.:p

[Ms Grumpy]

Status quo, a commonly used form of the original Latin "statu quo" - literally "the state in which" - is a Latin term meaning the current or existing state of affairs.

[grandsport]

Affairs can get one in trouble.

[Ms Grumpy]

Trouble here I come, I had to make my 1000th post well worth it.

[grandsport]

It is worth a congratulation.

[shadowgray396]

Congratulation again, I need to make a lot of posts to catch everyone, been falling behind.

[Ms Grumpy]

Behind is not a good place to be when you are in a drag race.

[flash]

Race to the top.

[flash]

Top of the day to you.

[flash]

You are crazy.

[flash]

Crazy is Flash.

[flash]

Flash is on a roll.

[flash]

Roll with it.

[flash]

It is getting late.

[grandsport]

Late,looks like the poster is tired.

[shadowgray396]

Tired, I don't think so with Flash getting in three post in less then a minute. He must be practicing his speed typing

[Rank]

Typing in junior high school seemed like a silly class to take, now it all makes sense.

[flash]

Sense ,flash dont have nun.

[grandsport]

Nun beat me to a pulp.

[flash]

Pulp is in orange juice.

[Ms Grumpy]

Juice, whatever your using, I want some.

[grandsport]

Some thing is amiss.

[Rank]

Amiss america pagent winner is gonna eventually end world hunger, mark my words!

[Ms Grumpy]

Words, and music can get you grooving just like a zambomba.

(have fun with that one..lol)

[grandsport]

Zamboomba is not a sound that a car dealer wants to hear.

[flash]

Hear Grandsport, come here boy.

[Rank]

Hear this : La zambomba es un instrumento de percusión, concretamente un tambor de fricción. En España, la zambomba es un instrumento muy típico en las fiestas navideñas, acompañando con frecuencia al canto de villancicos y cánticos populares.

[grandsport]

Boy,we still miss Grandsport.:(

[Rank]

{Boy, I be slow}

[Ms Grumpy]

Slow is how I feel, cause I am totally lost.

[grandsport]

Lost in space.

[Rank]

Space and time, two things I need to build my car ... oh, and money,of course.

[grandsport]

Course of action must be taken immediately.

[shadowgray396]

Immediately was a word my dad used when I was in trouble.

[flash]

Space between my ears seams to be empty.

[grandsport]

Empty minds are what I deal with.

[Rank]

With that note I will leave for work!

[Rank]

W-o-r-k, the other four-letter word.

[grandsport]

Word is heat.

[flash]

Heat is killing me today .

[Rank]

Today is long sleeve weather in the SF bay area..... brrrr!

[Ms Grumpy]

brrrr-oken records are what my kids sound like, no matter what we do, we still hear "I'm bored".

[grandsport]

Bored,I wish I had that problem.

[Ms Grumpy]

Problem is that school does not start for another 4 weeks, and we are going crazy.

[grandsport]

Crazy,that's the deal you'll get from Grandsport!

[Ms Grumpy]

Grandsport really wants to sell us all cars, either new or used.

[grandsport]

Used is not the word,it's pre owned.

[flash]

Pre owed ,I would buy from Grandsport if he would find me a nice 78 up Malibu classic in nice shape.

[grandsport]

Shape up Flash.

[flash]

Flash is seriously out of shape ,well round is a shape.

[flash]

Shape up or ship out.

[grandsport]

Out side is where I like to be in the summer.

[flash]

Out in the heat again today ,its killer down here.

[Ms Grumpy]

Here is the place to be, we accept everyone, even those who are considered a smartass.

[grandsport]

Smartass? Good thing you guys didn't know me when I was younger.

[Ms Grumpy]

Younger, you were probably quicker at comebacks.

[grandsport]

Comebacks cost me money.

[Ms Grumpy]

Money is the root of all evil.

[grandsport]

Evil,I do like them monkeys.

[shadowgray396]

Monkeys in a barrel was a fun game when I was a kid

[grandsport]

Kid is a small goat.

[flash]

Goat meat is tasty.

[grandsport]

Tasty. Let me tell you about tasty. Cheese puffys and milk.

[flash]

So ,what are we doing today.

[grandsport]

Today I'm sitting back watching.

[Rank]

Watching goats butt heads is a sometimes pleasant diversion.

[flash]

Diversion is hard to deal with.

[grandsport]

With out a thing to do,today is boring.

[flash]

Boring is not in my vocabulary.

[Ms Grumpy]

Vocabulary was a hard word for me to spell.

[grandsport]

Spell is what I'm under when I see my wife.

[Ms Grumpy]

Wifi is great if it is free.

[shadowgray396]

Free is always a good deal.

[grandsport]

Deal is one of my favorite words.

[Rank]

WORDS
The Bee Gees


Smile an everlasting smile, a smile can bring you
near to me.
Don't ever let me find you gone, cause that would
bring a tear to me.
This world has lost its glory, let's start a brand
new story now, my love.
Right now, there'll be no other time and I can show
you how, MY LOVE.

Talk in everlasting words, and dedicate them all to
me.
And I will give you all my life, I'm here if you
should call to me.
You think that I don't even mean a single word I
say.
It's only words, and words are all I have, to take
your heart away

[Rank]

... a-way (cresendo) ..... a-a-a-wa-a-a-ay !!!!!!!!!

LIGHTS FADE, AUDIENCE CLAPS IN STANDING OVATION!

[Rank]

.... ovation continues, cell phones light and cigarette lighters blaze ... !

[grandsport]

Eleven is the number of dwarfs since Dopey went to rehab.

[Ms Grumpy]

Sahara desert is the largest desert in the world, and takes up at least 10% of the African Continent.

[flash]

Continent is a large place.

[Ms Grumpy]

Places to go
and people to see,
when all I really want to do
is have some time,
my baby with me.

[Rank]

Me and the wife are going to see "Pilgrim VS the world" today .. to "have some time,
my baby with me."

[flash]

Me and you babe.

[grandsport]

Babe gets me in trouble.

[Ms Grumpy]

Trouble is your middle name grandsport.

[grandsport]

Grandsport is really a wimp.:)

[Ms Grumpy]

Wimp, grandsport...naw...

[Ms Grumpy]

naw, I needed to find out exactly what it ment and this is what I found:

naw (nô)

adverb, interjection
Slang no: a negative reply

just what I thought, no.

[grandsport]

No is a word I hate to hear.

[Ms Grumpy]

Hear ye, hear ye, I got my Michigan Chevelle club sticker today.

[grandsport]

Today was a real challenge.

[Ms Grumpy]

Challenges make us wiser.

[flash]

Wiser is Grandsport.

[grandsport]

Grandsport only wishes.

[flash]

Wishes for everyone to have a great day.

[Ms Grumpy]

Day after day we all have to do things that we hate.

[flash]

Hate is such an evil word.

[flash]

Word for today is HOT.

[flash]

Hot and humid here ,I want some Ohio weather .

[Ms Grumpy]

Weather is beautiful here, perfect for cruising.

[grandsport]

Cruising is what I did today with my dog Malibu.:)

[flash]

Malibu is what 2 of our cars are .

[Ms Grumpy]

Are you ready, flash and grandsport something is coming your way, and it doesn't involve stalking, at least not this time.

[grandsport]

Time is,I would like to be stalked.

[Ms Grumpy]

Stalked is what I said I would not do.

[grandsport]

Do what you want then.:mad: I still would liked to be stalked,if only for once in my life.:p

[Ms Grumpy]

Life is not ending any time soon, so you never know, be careful what you wish for.

[grandsport]

For that Nancy I have hope.:p

[Ms Grumpy]

Hope you get what you want.

[grandsport]

Want and need are two different things.

[Ms Grumpy]

Things get complicated when your wants and needs intertwine.

[flash]

Intertwine could be interesting.

[Ms Grumpy]

Interesting ideas always make for a good time, or as some call it, having a blast.

[flash]

Blast from the past .

[Ms Grumpy]

Past quite a few cool cars this evening on Woodward.

[flash]

Woodward would be a cool place to be .

[grandsport]

be or not to be.

[Ms Grumpy]

be or not to be,

that is the question..

[grandsport]

Question requires an answer.

[flash]

Answer to question is not to be.

[flash]

Be nice if it was 4:pm so that I could go home .

[grandsport]

Home is my favorite place.

[Ms Grumpy]

Place to be at 5pm, is in my car in the Parade.

[flash]

Parade with the top down is fun, our next parade will be in October for the opening ceremony of Cruisin The Coast in Mississippi .

[Ms Grumpy]

Mississippi was always a fun word to try to spell.

[grandsport]

Spell contest is called a bee.

[Ms Grumpy]

Bee there or bee square.

[flash]

Square sounds like Grandsport.

[grandsport]

Grandsport is not amused.:p

[Rank]

Amused or not, it is probably healthier to be square than round.

[flash]

Round describes Flash.

[shadowgray396]

Flash is a friend of mine for life

[flash]

Life is a long sentence ,but Im innocent.

[flash]

Innocent I am ,dont take me to jail .

[flash]

Jail is for dommies.

[Rank]

"Dommies" is "dominoes" .... juvinile hall style!

[Ms Grumpy]

Style and grace, we are all full of it.

[flash]

It is said that I am full of something else.

[Ms Grumpy]

Else, how the heck to I start a sentence with else, it is like trying to start a sentence with a word like Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

[Rank]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! .. Else (welp actually Elsie!) the spellin' bee cow would be mighty proud!

[Ms Grumpy]

Proud Mary was a song that my sister didn't want played at her wedding.