You get the last word...

[Ms Grumpy]

I thought this might be a fun game.

I will start the game with a sentence. The next one to post will use the last word in my sentence, as the first word in their sentence, to make a sentence of their own.

In the instance two or more posts are entered at the same time & their last word does not coincide with the previous last word. The next person to post will use any of the last words they choose & continue.

Let's make this thread a fun one....

Here is my sentence:
Cars are sometimes lost, but never cast from our memory.

[Ms Grumpy]

Memory, something that fades as we get older.
(see how this works)

[grandsport]

Older than dirt is how I feel right now after moving,plowing and shoveling snow for 12 hours.

[FlintTony]

Hours from now I will be wishing I was a little younger.

[Hank70SS]

Younger I use to be and older I am now.

[Highway Star]

Now is weird because it is already over.

[flash]

Over here is where Im at .

[FlintTony]

At least there were a few people that responded to the trread.

[grandsport]

Trread is what I needed on my tires to get through the snow.

[Highway Star]

Water is a substance or compound that can exist as one of the three states of matter.

[Derek69SS]

Matter is a hard word to start a sentence with. :D

[jnorton]

With the right tools, any job is possible.

[grandsport]

Possible snow storm Tuesday.

[Hank70SS]

Tuesday sounds like a good day not to drive in to the office.

[grandsport]

Business is fun,especially the monkey kind.

[Ms Grumpy]

Kind of had a crappy day.

[grandsport]

Day is my favorite time to live.:)

[shadowgray396]

Live each day as a blessing

[Highway Star]

Blessing the lemurs one at a time and wishing them luck, he then scurried his way down the banana tree and into the thick underbrush of the rain forest.

[grandsport]

Blessing the lemurs one at a time and wishing them luck, he then scurried his way down the banana tree and into the thick underbrush of the rain forest.

Forest is no place to smoke. Jake,just what were you smoking when you wrote that?Waving

[jnorton]

That is why I don't do drugs.

[grandsport]

Drugs make you do stupid acts.

[Highway Star]

Acts me no questions, and I will tell you no lies.

[rak1]

Lies are ok as long as there little white ones.

Acts me no questions, and I will tell you no lies.

[grandsport]

Ones never enough.

[jnorton]

Enough of this nonsense, let's have a beer.

[rak1]

Beer; one of the best words ever made, what would we do without it.

Enough of this nonsense, let's have a beer.

[Highway Star]

It is served at all temperatures, but I like mine ICE COLD!!!

[grandsport]

Cold beer is just another form of artificial happiness.

[FlintTony]

COLD as a witchs tit here now.

[Hank70SS]

COLD as a witchs tit here now.

Wake up and smell the coffee Tony, you're a couple posts behind! You didn't even finish it, it's "Cold as a witche's tit in an iron bra."

It was cold today, around 7 this morning. Snow tomorrow and Wednesday, oh boy. We been lucky so far, can't complain.

[grandsport]

Complain,that's all some people enjoy doing.

[jnorton]

Doing the best I can in this weather.

[flash]

Weather sucks lately in Georgia .

[grandsport]

Georgia is always on my mind for some reason.:confused:

[flash]

Reason for me coming here is Grandsports cheerful waving.

[jnorton]

Waving my freak flag, A line in a Jimi Hendix song.

[Highway Star]

Waving is a form of nonverbal communication.

[jnorton]

Communication breakdown, it's always the same.

[flash]

Same ol same ol.

[grandsport]

Ol' Grandsport is getting tired of snow!

[jnorton]

Snow today, snow tomorrow, and I'll be moving snow until Friday.

[Highway Star]

Friday came along, and I didn't have no rent...so out the door I went.

[jnorton]

Went down to the crossroad, tried to beg a ride.

[grandsport]

Ride in style with a Pacifica from Grandsport.:)( sorry,couldn't resist)

[Highway Star]

Grandsport has worn sneakers every day for the last 20 years.

[jnorton]

Years are going to pass before I get this Chevelle finished!

[flash]

Finished a Chevelle will never be.

[grandsport]

Be stings can be fatal.

[Highway Star]

Fatal wounds may be hazardous to your health.

[jnorton]

Kids are why I never have time or money to work on my ride.

[jnorton]

Woah. Let me back up and try this again...and a one, two, three...

Health care issues are distracting our government from more important isuues.

[Highway Star]

Issues of a political nature are becoming more popular with those that would normally ignore them.

[grandsport]

Them pretzels are making me thirsty.

[Highway Star]

Thirsty elephants can drink up to 70 gallons of water a day.

[grandsport]

Day must be eating a lot of salted peanuts,so those elephants are.

[grandsport]

Me? You talking to me?

[jnorton]

Are there going to be more people that contribute to this thread than me, Gary, and Jake?

[jnorton]

Jeez, I did it again....

Me has a problem keeping up with this thread.

[Highway Star]

Threads like these are fun, but get old quick for some people.

[grandsport]

Wow,John. Someone is actually telling me I "contribute" something.:):D

[rak1]

Something is better then nothing.

Wow,John. Someone is actually telling me I "contribute" something.:):D

[grandsport]

Nothing ventured,nothing gained.

[jnorton]

Gained 10 pounds this winter.

[flash]

Winter sucks but at least its only rain and not snow .

[flash]

Snow is cold ,where is Grandsport?

[rak1]

Grandsport is here somewhere.

[grandsport]

Somewhere over the rainbow.Waving

[rak1]

Rainbow, ah, the 70's live again.

[grandsport]

Again,I am taking a break from shoveling snow mounds.

[flash]

Mounds are good but I prefer Almond Joy .

[jnorton]

Snow is what he have going on up here, and lot's of it.

[jnorton]

Man, I keep screwing it up.

Joy to the world, I own a Chevelle

[grandsport]

Chevelle,what a wonderful name.

[shadowgray396]

Name something I call myself

[jnorton]

Myself, I prefer blondes.

[grandsport]

Blondes,there are two in my home.

[Highway Star]

Idioms are tricky to understand when you're learning a foreign language.

[grandsport]

Idioms,who you calling an idiom?I admit I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer,but I'm not dumb.:)

[Highway Star]

Dumb waiters have gone from being an elevator-type device to being the kind of person paid to serve you (that expects 20%) in just about every restaurant you go to nowadays.

[grandsport]

Nowadays,I don't in what direction we are headed.

[rak1]

Headed in the wrong direction seems to be normal lately.

[jnorton]

Lately I've been screwing up while trying to keep up here.

[Highway Star]

Here in this thread, things are getting pretty boring, with the same 4 or 5 dudes adding posts, and that's it.

[jnorton]

It seems that Jake tells the truth.

[Highway Star]

Truth hurts, but not as much as having to drive a Pacifica.Waving

[grandsport]

Pacifica,made for real men who know where they are headed.Waving

[Highway Star]

Headed...what the hell kind of sentence starts out with "headed"?:D

[grandsport]

Headed for record snow amounts.

[grandsport]

Taxidermist is what happens when you missed your cab.

[jnorton]

Cab Calloway sung "Minnie the Moocher"

[Highway Star]

Moocher...isn't that what the kids got when they flipped coins in the junkyard in the movie Stand By Me?

[grandsport]

Me? Yeah,I did it.Go ahead try to get me convicted.

[rak1]

Convicted is the easy way out. Real men are brought out and shot, or killed my thier wife's

[grandsport]

Wife's on a spending spree!

[Highway Star]

Spree candies are nowhere near as good as sweet tarts.

[grandsport]

Tarts,isn't that what the English call wild women?

[jnorton]

Women, can't live with em - can't live without 'em.

[grandsport]

'em and 'ems are one of my favorite CANDIES.:)

[grandsport]

Forum,a funny thing happened to me on my way there.

[Highway Star]

Forum to admit that, he'd need to eat a lot of crow.:D:D

[grandsport]

Crow,these I like to count.

[jnorton]

Count Chocula, for no other reason that it popped into my head.

[grandsport]

Head is a Pirate term for toilet. Arrr.

[jnorton]

"Arr..." was the last thing poor Fido said before he jumped after that rabbit - over the revene.

[Hank70SS]

"Arr..." was the last thing poor Fido said before he jumped after that rabbit - over the revene.

Arr...revene is not a word, ravine is probably what you meant.

[flash]

Meant to get here sooner but I have been cutting firewood.

[grandsport]

Toilet was to be the last word in the sentence,arrr was me clearing me throat,matey.

[Highway Star]

Matey, these land lubbers and their loud iron land ships are scalawag scurvy sea dogs!!!

[grandsport]

Dogs,because of the snow mine have cabin fever

[chevguy65]

Fever was over 120 today, took the dragon for a walk mommy. mommy? Where are you mommy?

[grandsport]

Tommy works for me but he seems a little mentally unstable. I expect to come to work some day and see him on the roof top with an assualt weapon.

[chevguy65]

Weapon of choice of our enemy. It makes a distinct sound when fired.

[grandsport]

Fired is Donald Trumps favorite word.

[flash]

Word is Gary sells used cars .

[Highway Star]

Cars was the first movie we took my little one to go see, it was all of us, my wife, older boy, & the younger one, and it was cool because it was Father's day.

[jnorton]

Daylight come and I wanna go home.

[grandsport]

Home is the center of Gary's world.

[jnorton]

World B. Free once played for the Cleveland Cavaliers.

[grandsport]

Cavaliers are still popular vehicles.

[chevguy65]

vehicles are made to race.

[grandsport]

Grave,I think most of us will be in one someday.Unless it's your "urn" to try creamation.

Edit: lets see you start one with that word.:)

[chevguy65]

Creamation of America is happening now.


(I did it) :)

[flash]

Now, get back in here.

[grandsport]

Here is where I spend a lot of time.

[Ms Grumpy]

Time in a bottle.

[Hank70SS]

Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine, when you gonna let me get sober.

[chevguy65]

sober driver gets arrested for driving under the influence

[Highway Star]

Influence from alcohol usually lightens my mood and sense of humor.

[grandsport]

Humor is a good thing to have when you live in this barren,frozen land that is called Pennsylvania.:mad:

[chevguy65]

Pennsylvania is a state that loves politicians and is full of sheeple. :)

[grandsport]

Sheeple is a word used a lot by Savage.

[grandsport]

Attacked by a Stalkingbear,now that's a real joke.:)Waving

[chevguy65]

Joke all you want there is nothing funny down that road. :)

[grandsport]

Road? What does a road look like? Been months since I have seen pavement.

[Highway Star]

Pavement just begs for mercy after my Chevelle has pounded it to oblivion.Waving

[grandsport]

oblivion,sounds like a nice departure.

[flash]

Departure from snow ,ice and rain would be nice.

[grandsport]

Nice isn't the word for this torture.

[Highway Star]

Nice weather here until late Thursday, I think I'll have the Chevelle out cruising around some this week.

[rak1]

Week(s) are bad when there's more then four in a month.

[grandsport]

Month to month is how a lot of people live .

[grandsport]

Star light ,star bright,if Maureen doesn't get in a better mood I may be seeing stars tonight.:)

[flash]

Tonight will be over soon and work will start again.

[grandsport]

Vey are more numerous than you think.

[shadowgray396]

Think something we do to exercise our minds

[flash]

Minds we are running short of .

[69badboy]

Steinbeck also wrote The Grapes of Wrath.

[grandsport]

Wrath is a good skill to have when selling an extended warranty.

[jnorton]

Warranty, and a good life insurance policy, is what you need if you buy a new Toyota.

[flash]

Toyota ,no I think I will pass .

[grandsport]

Pass,a free one is always good!

[flash]

Good morning Grandsport .

[grandsport]

Grandsport says hi Flash.Waving

[flash]

Flash is ready for spring .

[grandsport]

Spring can't come soon enough.

[rak1]

Enough is not enough...

[flash]

Enough will never be.

[grandsport]

Be happy not grumpy!Waving

[grandsport]

It was the weird cousin from the Addams family.

[flash]

Family is our Chevelle Clubs .

[grandsport]

Clubs are good places to get drunk.:D

[flash]

Drunk , I dont get anymore .

[Highway Star]

Revolution era artifacts are easy to find throughout a good portion of the Eastern United States.

[grandsport]

States,there are many that I am in,but after three hours of chipping ice off my house a state of iciness is the one.

[jnorton]

States of matter are solid, liquid, and gas.

[grandsport]

Late again,John.Waving

[flash]

John is here , different John.

[grandsport]

John was the first name of a president.

[Highway Star]

President of what?

[grandsport]

What you talkin 'bout,Willis.

[Highway Star]

Willis wasn't the name of one of the Presidents.

[grandsport]

Presidents may vary, so Willis wasn't one. Many have strived for office,is it right to call Barry one?

[Highway Star]

Presidents may vary, so Willis wasn't one. Many have strived for office,is it right to call Barry one?

One sentence is the rule, isn't it? Waving

[jnorton]

One time, I'd like to keep up with this nonsense.

[Highway Star]

Nonsense makes a lot more "sense" than this thread does.

[grandsport]

Does anyone here know the time?

[flash]

Time to go pee.

[Highway Star]

Pee Wee Herman wound up being a pretty messed-up dude.:confused:

[chevguy65]

dude, you got a dell

[jnorton]

Dell sucks and I would never try to buy one again.

[flash]

Again and again and again and again and....

[grandsport]

And ,while we're on the subject I started up The Black Car today and pulled it out of the garage.

[Highway Star]

Garage is what you can call the structure in our back yard where my Chevelle spends most of her time.

[flash]

Time is not on our side.

[grandsport]

Side order of fries,please.

[flash]

Please put down the gun !

[grandsport]

Gunnard was the name of a nun that beat the crap out of me in 8th grade.:D

[flash]

Grade 8 bolts are strong like Grandsport .

[Highway Star]

Grade 8 bolts are strong like Grandsport .

Grandsport is about as strong as a grade 8 girl.Waving

[chevguy65]

girl loses way on a one way street.

[flash]

Street racing is dangerous

[grandsport]

Grandsport is about as strong as a grade 8 girl.Waving

LOL. My first laugh of the day.:)

Dangerous statement you made,Mr. Highwaystar.

[flash]

Highwaystar makes me laugh too.

[grandsport]

Too much laughter never hurt anyone.Waving

[Highway Star]

Anyone else having a beer for breakfast?

[jnorton]

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

[flash]

Breakfast of champions beer is not .

[grandsport]

Not to be out done,Highwaystar consumed his 15th beer.Waving

[jnorton]

Beer, the 5th food group.

[flash]

Group of us should get together at Chevellabration.

[grandsport]

Chevellabration would probably land me in jail.:)

[flash]

Jail ,I will bail you out in exchange for black car .

[flash]

Cars was a cool movie.

[jnorton]

Movie night on Valentines day, we rented "The Hangover"

[grandsport]

Hangover,I remember those well.

[Hank70SS]

Hangover,I remember those well.

Well you should, it was only a few minutes ago.

[grandsport]

Ago,was a time when I got some respect.:)Waving

[flash]

Respect ,who needs respect ?

[Chicken Coupe]

Respect what you inspect or you will regret what you get.

[grandsport]

Get a move on boys.

[flash]

Boys will be boys but men play with expensive toys.

[Chicken Coupe]

Toys are for boys not men that have them.

[grandsport]

Them Hooters girls shure are purty.Waving

[flash]

Purty hard to get ahead Grandsport.

[grandsport]

Grandsport is not a happy camper.:mad:

[flash]

Camper is not warm enough for me .

[grandsport]

Me tired of shoveling.

[flash]

Shoveling is for Grandsport and not Flash .

[grandsport]

Flash sure is lucky to live in Georgia!

[jnorton]

Georgia on my mind...

[grandsport]

Mind if I go to sleep?Waving

[jnorton]

Sleep is something I use to do past 7:30 in the morning - then I had kids.

[grandsport]

Kids cost a lot of money.

[chevguy65]

Money is nothing more than inked up paper

[flash]

Paper goes in the toilet.

[Chicken Coupe]

Toilet - AKA bathroom, can, commode, crapper, facility, john, lav, lavatory, pot, potty, privy, stool, throne and loo.

[grandsport]

Loo? What the hell kind of word is that?

[Chicken Coupe]

Three letter, Doh!

[grandsport]

Doh,ray me fa so la tee dough.

[flash]

Dough is used to make biscuits and gravy.

[Highway Star]

Gravy, how I love thee...let me count the ways.

[grandsport]

Ways to go yet before spring.

[rak1]

Now, somebody please kill this tread, but it's doing wonders for our post count!

[grandsport]

Count me out of your illegal scheme.

[flash]

Scheming is something used car dealers are usually up to.

[grandsport]

To make a statement like that is just wrong.Waving

[Chicken Coupe]

Wrong, what's wrong with Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

[Chicken Coupe]

C**p, I think I killed it.

Uh, oh...

[grandsport]

It could be ban time for Chikin Coupe.

[flash]

Supercalifragilicexpiadocious ,Fred what the h**l is that ?

[Chicken Coupe]

A really big word.

So "word" up dude?

[grandsport]

Dude,what are you smoking?

[flash]

Smoking some of that wacky weed.

[chevguy65]

weed makes me hungry

[grandsport]

Weed is hard on the brain.

[Chicken Coupe]

Brain hungry? Then read this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-*-*-*-*
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, but its bull**** and a** kissing that will put you over the top.

[grandsport]

Top is never where I'll be cause Grandsport don't kiss butt.Waving

[chevguy65]

Butt, I can stare at a nice butt all day long.

[Chicken Coupe]

Long, but good.

My son was in a sports bar with some buddies when he spied what was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. But being he was there for the game, he just decided to pass on the possibility.

After a while he noticed her staring at him out of the corner of his eye. Of course he mentioned it to his buddies, looking for a nod of approval.

As the game got intense, he focused his attention to it and it wasn't until half-time that he realized that she had gone. As he walked past the bar, the bartender yelled, "Hey Buddy!"

"There was a young lady here". "She said to give this to you."

Kind of surprised, he opened the paper to find her name and number.

A few days passed when he remembered the note and called her. They spoke and set up a date for the coming Saturday....

Her Dad met him at the door, welcomed him in, and began the obligatory Fatherly interrogation. A few moments later she entered the room...in a wheelchair.

Trying not to overreact, they greeted each other and after some small talk her Dad said," You two have a good time but remember to have her home by 11...or else."

They went to a movie and stopped for something to eat. "It's getting close to half past 10, we best be on our way", he said.

Helping her back in the car, he lifted her out of her wheelchair when she planted a kiss on the cheek. "It's been a beautiful evening, I have a surprise in store for you", she said.

Not knowing what to expect, they chatted on the way back to her house, but about 1/2 mile short of her street, she said, "Pull in on that dirt road, it's a shortcut."

So he did.

About 300 yards in he came to an abrupt halt as the road ended at a giant weeping willow tree. She grabbed his hand and said, "It's OK, just go slowly,. The branches are just hanging. You can drive under them.

When they were inside the canopy, she swung the door open, grabbed some branches, pulled herself out and lowered herself to the blanket he had placed on the ground.

You can imagine what happened next.

Unfortunately, they nodded off. He awoke in a startled fashion, looked at his watch, and saw it was almost 3 AM.

"We're in trouble now!" he said. "I have to get you home and face your Dad."

She didn't say a word, so he expected the worst.

As they pulled up to her house, he saw that the lights were still on, and her father was sitting in a chair on the porch.

He helped her out of the car, placed her in the wheelchair, and with a big gulp headed towards the door.

"YOU...IN THE HOUSE NOW, MISSY!"

"YOU WAIT HERE!"

He wheeled her in the house and slammed the door behind her. Expecting the worst, her Father walked towards him, held out his hand and said, "I can't let her know how glad I am to see that you 2 had a good time, as you're late and all. But you feel free to call on my Daughter anytime. I can tell you're a good kid.

"But, but, but" "I was expecting you to be madder than a hatter over this!" "I don't understand."

"Ya see boy", said her Father. "I'm real happy to see ya, cause.....



















most guys leave her hangin' in the tree. :D