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A Christmas tale
Straight from Scotland, a wee Christmas tale!
Scottish Christmas A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." Dad, what are you talking about? the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her. Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this!" She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife & says, " Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way!"
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That was a pretty good one.
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Thats a good one .
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I am gonna have to try it to get my son home from Texas. Except I think he might be happy to see grumpy go. lol.....
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Now that funny, I have to remember that one someday when the kids won't come home anymore for the holidays.
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heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheh ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehh
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Quote:
just thought I would add a few more....lol
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Thanks, now can I use them for future posts when all I really want to say is hehe?
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