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Old 12-19-2010, 07:59 AM
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Straight from Scotland, a wee Christmas tale!

Scottish Christmas



A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and
says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I
are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." Dad, what are you
talking about? the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any
longer" the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking
about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.

Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell
they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this!" She calls
Scotland immediately, and screams at her father "You are NOT getting
divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother
back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU
HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife & says, " Sorted! They're coming
for Christmas - and they're paying their own way!"
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Old 12-19-2010, 08:30 AM
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That was a pretty good one.
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Old 12-19-2010, 07:51 PM
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Thats a good one .
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Old 12-19-2010, 08:14 PM
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I am gonna have to try it to get my son home from Texas. Except I think he might be happy to see grumpy go. lol.....
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Old 12-19-2010, 09:37 PM
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Now that funny, I have to remember that one someday when the kids won't come home anymore for the holidays.
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Old 12-20-2010, 08:15 AM
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heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheh ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehh

I hope that is enough characters
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Old 12-20-2010, 07:56 PM
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heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheh ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehh

I hope that is enough characters
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe heheheheheheheheheheheheh

just thought I would add a few more....lol
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Old 12-20-2010, 08:05 PM
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe heheheheheheheheheheheheh

just thought I would add a few more....lol
Thanks, now can I use them for future posts when all I really want to say is hehe?
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