Outsourcing is why I don't have any work.

Sorry,bad joke.:o

Are you UAW? My best offer is $1.25 hour handling fee, 25 cents a mile on your own time and you pay for the rest of the parts needed to finish. Also, the lawn needs to be mowed and flower beds need to be weeded and the dog poop needs to be picked up. Start time 7:00am don't be late.

Senor Ric...I weeeel work at this yob for 4 dollars and seventyyyyy centavos for a hour. Can you pick meee up at the Home depot?

I think you need to talk to Gary about the yard work. I'll have to get back to you on your latest offer, I'll tell you right now though, it's not looking real good.

^*&()(, don't be trying to under bid me, this was my deal. Besides, I thought you were retired and living the good life.

Hola Senor Tony, the job is yours but it will be in Peso's and I will see you at the home depot in the morning.

Hank, sorry but Senor Tony seems to want it more than you and is not squabbling about anything and just wants to work no matter what the conditions are.

Saludos

My entire family weeeel be thanking you Senor Ric. I would like eeet if there could also be dancing girls at the yob site.

I know Tony, just wait until you watch the videos and see how many siesta breaks he takes. You won't be driving that car this summer or next. You'll change your tune then and guess what? My cost just went up! You get what you pay for you know.