Ha! I can see Tony standing at a roadside stand selling blueberries. Let me know when the stand is open, I'd make a special trip to Fl just to see that.

Me too, I say go for it.

Road trip Ric!

It's 1,100 miles to the blueberry stand, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of a cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

Blue Berries $5.00 / pint

Some poor sap "How about $9.00 for 2 pints?"

Tony "Does this look like G. D. garage sale, get the F' out of here!"

You guys crack me up! ELWOOOD, BRING THEM #&*$%#& BERRIES OUT HERE TO JAKE!!!!!! REALLY, IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!! Made my night. I have been sad for a couple of hours. Chevelle left for Arizona. He has it entered in a big show Saturday in Tuscon.

Sorry to hear that, and I know the buyer will be happy when he sees it and checks it out as I know it was listed accurate. It is a clean car and I would have been proud to own it.

You must have room for the Camaro and my truck now for winter storage. When can I bring them over?

Also, I have printer and the drivers for it and Hank and I will come over one of these days when I take a day off of supporting all you freeloaders through our government deductions.

Now you will be able to print all those words that are floating through the air and read them on paper.

No room for you!!!! in by best soup-nazi voice. I can keep the SS Ford tractor over here in the heat this winter comfortably now. And none of the cars will have to be in cold storage.

Why do I need a "driver" for the printer? Do I have to feed and cloth the "driver"? Will he live in the garage? Does he have a license?

Are you capable of driving the printer yourself? You have no experience driving a printer so to be safe you should get a driver. Doesn't have to be a live in driver.

Glad we could give you a few chuckles Tony. The Chevelle was a beauty but you didn't drive it so time to part ways. Use the money to buy materials for the blueberry stand, maybe 2,000 sq ft, AC, flat screen TV. They'll be times when business is slow, might as well be comfortable.

I'll only accept an EPA certified driver then.

So you have no problem with the Camaro sitting outside on blocks with snow piling up on it...maybe even the dog chained to the bumper? All so your ass can get on the warm seat on the SS Ford and that is even if you are in Florida selling your "Blue Berries" on the side of the Road.

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The "Driver" has a name and it is Peaches, and she is a 22 year old blonde that is working her way through school, but if you don't think you need her I will not bring her. I'd send pictures of her, but I know how you hate when all the pop-ups keep coming up on your computer.


I'm sure she is working on her certification, not sure if it EPA approved though.