A chuckle for you
 

WHAT IS BUTT DUST?

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine . . no adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:" Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back, and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust."

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is 'butt dust'?"
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Kids say the darndest things was a funny show with sayings like those you shared.

Good one Lol

My kids love watching reruns of that show "Kids say the darndest things".

Here's one for you. Mother's Milk

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term
exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's
Milk.? The question was worth 70 points.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven
advantages. However, he wrote:

1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then he was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before
the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the
ground where the cat can't get at it.

He got an A.

Those were pretty good .

Last week I took my son to a gun store to pick out a kids .22 rifle for his 5th birthday. After filling out the paperwork, the store clerk asked for my phone number, so I said it out loud while he wrote it down.

Cale, knowing how to call me with the speed-dial on my wife's phone, looked up at me and asked "Daddy, isn't your phone number 2 ?"

You are kidding about the gun? If not,holy crap.

Not kidding.
http://www.crickett.com/crickett_kidscorner.php


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My 2 great nephews were at about that age when their dad taught them to shoot rifles and the 3rd one will be learning soon .I think its good to teach them while they are young enough to teach before they reach the age of knowing everything. My great nephews are well trained to hunt and fish for their food if needed.

It's also important to teach safe handling and expose them to firearms often and under direct supervision so they aren't "curious" when nobody is looking.

The worst thing you can do for the safety of your kids if there's guns in the home is to forbid them from touching them... kids will do anything they can to look at and handle them, but they'll do it when you're not there watching over them and try like hell to not get caught. Locks and safes only go so far once the kids are old enough to start looking for hidden keys or snagging yours when you're not looking.

I just bought two Official Christmas Story Red Rider BB guns @ Bass Pro Shop...Xmas presents for my son (age 38) and son-in-law (37).
I hope they don't shoot their eye out. ;)

I looked at those at the Smoky Mountain Knife Works but could not convince Joan I needed one .

Those are cool presents. I wish grumpy's air gun interest were that inexpensive.

I got my daughters to shoot around 9 and 10. My youngest is turning 9 in a week and a half. I think it's time she got into shooting as well. I agree on getting them acclimated. My 13 year old has her own .22. (she's a darn good shot, too) She's fired my AK47, AR15 and my UR308 sniper rifle. They all know how to use a rifle, how to break one down and clean it, and the safe way to handle it. Like was stated before. There's no mystery or magic. It's just another appliance with a very specific use. They all know it, so it's no big deal to them. It would be like any other kid playing with the blender. They know what it's for. They've seen it used before. There's no need to sneak around and play with it when nobody's around.

As many of you know, I have never been a gun fan because when I was younger I had a shotgun aimed at my head when I was managing a restaurant.

BUT... I did agree with grumpy when he said it was time that our kids learned about gun safety. So I agreed to let him purchase air rifles for the kids. Now I know many people don't think that air rifles are real guns, but I will tell you that grumpy owns one that will take out a deer. To me that is a real gun.

The kids were taught gun safety, they have also been to indoor gun shoots/competitions as well as gun ranges. My 11 yr old daughter is a natural, she doesn't even try and does really well. My 13 son only wants to shoot dad's expensive guns, which doesn't make dad happy. lol

I am really glad that they have learned how to hold a gun, how to use a gun, and how to make sure the safety is on. I still am not a fan and have never shot one, but I am glad that the kids have the knowledge to keep themselves safe.

I believe I was given a .22 rifle around age 8 or 9. I totally agree with everyone who thinks this is the right way. I had that .22 and a bb/pellet gun for years. I actually didn't purchase my first handgun until I was 27 years old. I didn't have a need or want for anything else until that time. I had a gun pointed at me one time too many - and decided that I refused to be a victim from that point on. In the past six years I have never had to shoot anyone. The media blows things way out of proportion. If we take guns from the law abiding people, only criminals will have guns.

The problem is, that it is way easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they have been fooled.

Maureen won't let me buy a gun. But she told me it was ok to buy a new C7 Corvette.Go figure. I will have more fun with the new Corvette,for sure.:D

i cracked up reading this one

And if you need room in your garage, and if you need someone to keep your Chevelle...just let me know. I will gladly take it off your hands so you have room for the new Vette.

Along with not owning a gun,Maureen will not let me sell the Black Car.

I'm still trying to figure out how A chuckle for you post became a gun post? Lol

[QUOTE=shadowgray396;40405]I'm still trying to figure out how A chuckle for you post became a gun post? Lol[/QUOT

Derek started the gun crap.:p

I was just adding another story. :p

It's all Derek's fault. :) But it sure seems like there are a few people who don't mind. :)