Man, the weirdest thing just happened!
 

So we're watching the Rose Bowl, not much time left and my son say's "Well it's pretty much over"
I said "That fat lady hasn't sung yet"
My wife said "La!, La!, La!"
I said "Well it's officially over" and wham, lights out. I lost like 15 minutes, weird I tell you and my head hurts. :confused:

well what was she expecting??

You're lucky you've lived to post about it!!

Dan

Could be, no, no way.

She really did do the La!, La!, La! thing. Of course I really said "I'm not touching that one"

Yeah, my girlfriend once asked if a new dress made her ass look big.
I said no, all the twinkies you eat make your ass look big.

That was the day I moved out with the help of the local police :)

I just keep quiet,better off that way. Same with the forums I'm on,just a lurker.

Along the lines of:

"Do these slacks make me look fat?"
"No, your fat makes you look fat."

Some things are better left unsaid.

lmao @ Carl