[shadowgray396]

It's so Hot ................

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones

It's was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

It's so hot birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It's so hot potatoes cook underground, so just pull one out and add

butter, salt and pepper.

It's so hot farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them

from laying hard-boiled eggs.

Its so hot I burn my tongue telling it?

It's so hot cows are giving evaporated milk.

Its so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders

It's so hot that I have discovered that asphalt has a liquid state.

It's so hot that I have found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle could be used as a branding iron.

It's so hot trees are whistling for dogs.

It's so hot, I can roast marshmellows on my belly

It's so hot you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

It's so hot you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

It's so hot you find winos passing a Dilly Bar