[shadowgray396]

She may be on to something

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, it suddenly occurred to me that I don't really give a rat's ass. Think about this:

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you're telling me to exercise?? I don't think so.
I'm retired. Go around me.