Here's a true story for you guys. (this is why I don't hang out with people who aren't in to cars)
A neighborhood kid that knows I always have something fun to look at in the garage stops by with his friend. At the time, I had a big block, four speed Nova and a bright red '79 Corvette.
After looking at the cars and talking for moment, the kid's friend turns and says (while standing BEHIND the Corvette next to the large "Corvette" emblem) Wow, that's a really nice Viper!
........There's no way you just said that.
