The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game. Written by a Colts fan. Hope you all enjoy the humor and the game regardless of "your" choice of team.
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink for 1 second.
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink for 1 second.
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans , drink for 1 second.
4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink for 1 second.
5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink for 3 seconds.
6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5.
7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds.
8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”
9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink for 1 second.
10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer
11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink for 1 second.
12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor
13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink for 1 second.
14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Superbowl victory, drink for 1 second.
15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink for 1 second.
16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink for 2 seconds.
17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink for 5 seconds and remember that the Colts are still a better football team with better fans.
18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “bull****!”
19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink for 1 second.
20. Every time they show Archie Manning and mention how bad he s****d, drink 1. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink for 2 seconds. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink for 3 seconds.
21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling “Who dat!” Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink for 1 second.
22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink for 1 second and mention to someone how much better he is than Devon Williams.
23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink for 5 seconds and then punch someone in the groin.