Attempted to start the car and break in the cam, only to get kicked in the teeth once again.

I haven't stuck a gauge on it, but it has little to no compression after the cam swap. I've been in contact with the cam company, and now have to jump through hoops to get this mess sorted out.
I'm about out of patience and sanity at this point. It's a damn good thing I don't drink anymore... my liver would be crying for help.