If the headlines on the news tonight or the newspaper heading says something along the lines of "Deranged, angry, would-be customer attacks and beats senseless the fat, scummy, lazy bastard that works in the electronics dept and the short, skinny-assed, punk store manager of local Wal-Mart to within inches of their lives", that would be me.
May need a go-fund me account for bail and attorney fees.
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