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Old 04-20-2015, 07:23 PM
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I
would have given him 100%!






The teacher had no sense of
humor.

Q1..In which battle did Napoleon
die?


* his last battle


Q2.. Where was the Declaration of
Independence signed?


* at the bottom of the page


Q3.. River Ravi flows in which
state?


* liquid


Q4.. What is the main reason for
divorce?


* marriage


Q5.. What is the main reason for
failure?

* exams


Q6..What can you never eat for
breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner


Q7..What looks like half an
apple?


* The other half


Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue
sea what will it
become?


* Wet


Q9..How can a man go eight days without
sleeping?


*No problem, he sleeps at
night.



Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one
hand?


*You will never find an elephant that
has one hand.



Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges
in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in
other hand, what would you have?


* Very large hands


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build
a wall, how long would it take
four men to
build it?


*No time at all, the wall is already
built.



Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor without cracking it?


*Any way you want, concrete floors
are very hard to crack.
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