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grandsport · #1 05-29-2010, 05:26 PM

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grandsport · #2 05-29-2010, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by stalkingbear

Shucks! Why didn't I replant the forest growing in my front yard? I just pulled about 100 of them little suckers! I could have been a west coast division of Grandsports Maple Trees, LLC.

Franchises are available. I will need financials for last 3 years and title to Chevelle.

Hank70SS · #3 05-29-2010, 08:03 PM

Good one Gary! You know there are still helicopters in our maple trees. My son and I cleaned the gutters again and installed over 100' of gutter guards this past week. I have a couple more sections of gutter to do but they're always in the sun and it's been too hot.

I could open a Michigan franchise, I've pulled 1" seedlings out of the gutters. Anywhere else and the mower takes care or them, they become fertilizer for the lawn.

grandsport · #4 05-29-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank70SS

Good one Gary! You know there are still helicopters in our maple trees. My son and I cleaned the gutters again and installed over 100' of gutter guards this past week. I have a couple more sections of gutter to do but they're always in the sun and it's been too hot.

I could open a Michigan franchise, I've pulled 1" seedlings out of the gutters. Anywhere else and the mower takes care or them, they become fertilizer for the lawn.

I have never it seen like this. As you may recall I got every one out of my yard,but they are growing in my landscape stone. They root to the smallest piece of dirt showing through the plastic! I know there are bigger worries like socialist take over and oil spills,but give me a break!

grandsport · #5 05-29-2010, 09:59 PM

One thing for sure,I won't blame it on Bush.

grandsport · #6 05-29-2010, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by stalkingbear

Bush - just a little tree. He very well could have been a part of it!

You are still sharp,I am proud of you.

Derek69SS · #7 05-30-2010, 12:24 AM

"helicopters" are the reason I don't have gutters. I like my Maple trees.

Hank70SS · #8 05-30-2010, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by grandsport

I have never it seen like this. As you may recall I got every one out of my yard,but they are growing in my landscape stone. They root to the smallest piece of dirt showing through the plastic! I know there are bigger worries like socialist take over and oil spills,but give me a break!

It is bad this year. If you recall I filled a 30 gallon trash can with helicopters just from the driveway. I cleaned them up again earlier this week and got another 20 gallons and they're still not done. When they finally stop I'll have to go up on the roof with a leaf blower and clean them off. We have areas where they stay piled up on the roof. Then they get wet and stay there rotting unless I blow them off.

chevguy65 · #9 05-30-2010, 07:23 AM

for that price will you come out and trim and feed the tree each year?

Hank70SS · #10 05-30-2010, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Derek69SS

"helicopters" are the reason I don't have gutters. I like my Maple trees.

We have a basement and without gutters we get too much water at the house.

I like maple trees to but ours a soft silver maples, they look nice but they're kind of a junk tree. I'd like some crimson maples or other hard maple.