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02-12-2010, 07:44 PM
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C**p it's quite in here
Where'd everyone go?
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#2
02-12-2010, 07:44 PM
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SSSSSsssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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#3
02-12-2010, 07:51 PM
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Hi Fred.
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#4
02-12-2010, 07:53 PM
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Post one of your funnies Fred, that will liven things up.
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#5
02-12-2010, 08:26 PM
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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#6
02-12-2010, 08:49 PM
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That was a good one Jake!
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#7
02-15-2010, 04:49 PM
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Quote:
Irish Birth Control Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there any wee little ones yet?’ She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week and I’ll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.’ She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father.’ They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’ She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’ The Father asked, ‘And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?’ She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, ten in all!’ CandleThe Father said, ‘That’s wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?’ She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle.’
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#8
02-15-2010, 04:58 PM
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No Chevelle Forums for you! Come back....one year!
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#9
02-13-2010, 10:19 AM
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I have been very busy...
I had to clean the wax out of my ears, twease my nose and ear hair, scoop my toes for toe jam and loads of other fun and exciting things. This is all part of my spring cleaning. 
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#10
02-13-2010, 10:25 AM
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Big Saturday night shower too!
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