Hank! I started a side business!!!!!

[grandsport]

Grandsports Maple Trees,LLC.I will ship tree seedlings about an inch tall anywhere in the world for $49.95,which includes a one year extended warranty. Wish me luck! I have at least 500 ready to ship. Mods feel free to move this ad if in wrong forum. PS. FOR MEMBERS HERE,IF YOU ORDER BEFORE MIDNIGHT,I WILL THROW IN 3 EXTRA TREES,A $150 VALUE ABSOUETLY FREE,BUT YOU MUST ACT NOW. CALL 1 800 GET TREE NOW!!!!!

[Derek69SS]

"helicopters" are the reason I don't have gutters. I like my Maple trees.

[Hank70SS]

Originally Posted by Derek69SS

"helicopters" are the reason I don't have gutters. I like my Maple trees.

We have a basement and without gutters we get too much water at the house.

I like maple trees to but ours a soft silver maples, they look nice but they're kind of a junk tree. I'd like some crimson maples or other hard maple.

[Highway Star]

I'm not signing the papers until it is in writing that Gary personally tends to the trees on a scheduled routine/preventative maintenance matrix, complete with pesticidal and herbicidal treatments, and frost protection.

[Hank70SS]

Originally Posted by Highway Star

I'm not signing the papers until it is in writing that Gary personally tends to the trees on a scheduled routine/preventative maintenance matrix, complete with pesticidal and herbicidal treatments, and frost protection.

And he has to pick all the helicopters!

[Highway Star]

In his one piece disco suit and white platform elevator goldfish go go boots.

[chevguy65]

for that price will you come out and trim and feed the tree each year?

[grandsport]

Originally Posted by stalkingbear

Shucks! Why didn't I replant the forest growing in my front yard? I just pulled about 100 of them little suckers! I could have been a west coast division of Grandsports Maple Trees, LLC.

Franchises are available. I will need financials for last 3 years and title to Chevelle.

[Hank70SS]

Good one Gary! You know there are still helicopters in our maple trees. My son and I cleaned the gutters again and installed over 100' of gutter guards this past week. I have a couple more sections of gutter to do but they're always in the sun and it's been too hot.

I could open a Michigan franchise, I've pulled 1" seedlings out of the gutters. Anywhere else and the mower takes care or them, they become fertilizer for the lawn.

[grandsport]

Originally Posted by Hank70SS

Good one Gary! You know there are still helicopters in our maple trees. My son and I cleaned the gutters again and installed over 100' of gutter guards this past week. I have a couple more sections of gutter to do but they're always in the sun and it's been too hot.

I could open a Michigan franchise, I've pulled 1" seedlings out of the gutters. Anywhere else and the mower takes care or them, they become fertilizer for the lawn.

I have never it seen like this. As you may recall I got every one out of my yard,but they are growing in my landscape stone. They root to the smallest piece of dirt showing through the plastic! I know there are bigger worries like socialist take over and oil spills,but give me a break!