Todays laugh.

[Ms Grumpy]

I was just thinking we all needed a good laugh today. I hope I don't offend anyone with these. One for the girls and one for the guys.

When a woman says "What?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She is giving you a chance to change what you said.


BRA SIZES

A - Almost there

B - Barely Boobs

C - Can't Complain

D - Dang

DD - Double Dang

E - Enormous

F - Fake

G - Get a reduction

H - Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.