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12-16-2012, 01:16 PM
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They are getting a divorce.
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up. The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares." I found this on my FaceBook page and thought you might get a chuckle out of it.
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12-16-2012, 04:14 PM
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That's one way to get your kids to come home. lol
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12-16-2012, 07:43 PM
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I had never seen this one before, but kinda makes me wonder if it would work on my kids. Probably not.
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12-16-2012, 10:09 PM
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That's a good one!
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