What happens after being Married for a while..

[Ms Grumpy]

After being married for 34 years, i took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'honey, 34 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but i got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now i have a $200,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but i'm sleeping with a 55-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal and she would make sure that i would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises..