What you can do with a Special Patch

[Bowtie-Bri]

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room of our local hospital.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch.
It also works at the DMV and the Laundromat.

Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order.