Need your advice my friends.(serious thread)

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Originally Posted by Rank

Trap a racoon and spray paint it the color of your wife's cat then , assuming your wife wears glasses, rub a thin film of soap over her lenses .... on the way out the door place the "cat" on the wife's lap and say Adios for the weekend.... no guareentees on if this will work or not but considerering you are in deep do-do you gotta try everything.

Oh man, that was funny. Gary, we can only get so serious, this is the internet.

You need to find the cat, bud. Even if you have to miss part of the weekend. Tell Maureen that you're going to find the cat, but you're going after that.