Interesting or funny...you decide.

[Ken Hayes]

LOL..........I know what you mean. This was about 20 years ago. I was a Country Western Dance Instructor and competition dancer for 13 years.

[Ken Hayes]

Gun Control





Gun Control; It has already started at Bass Pro Shops
Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and
bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun
control wackos running amok, I did just as she had
instructed. When The hysterical shrieking and alarms finally
subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should
place my credit card in the card reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little
clearer.

I still do not think I looked that bad.

[Ms Grumpy]

Love the picture Ken. Lol

[Ken Hayes]

A plane is on its way to toronto , when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm
going to toronto and i'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to toronto and i'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll
handle this, i'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, i'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"i told her, "first class isn't going to toronto."

[flash]

That sounds like a true story .

[shadowgray396]

Thats a good one

[Ken Hayes]

This video is a little long but well worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/LR2qZ0A8vic?rel=0

[shadowgray396]

Can't tell you how many times I heard this when I was a kid, just not the Ford part.

[Ms Grumpy]

This was sent to me by Ms flash.....

THE "REAL" NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS



T'was the night before Christmas, and in the garage,
There wasn't a trace... of a Ford, or a Dodge.
The tree was trimmed, and the lights were all lit,
So I figgered I'd fool with the Chevelle for a bit.

I popped the release, then lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good."

Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there by the workbench, stood good ol' Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not really sure what to say,
Then he said "Don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh? "

I said "No way, Santa!" and started to grin,
"But if you've got the time, we could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile, and he said "Hey! Let's go!!"
So's not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
We quietly pushed the Chevelle out in the street,
Then I throttled the Holley, but not too much,
I keyed up the motor, and let out the clutch.

The sound that erupted took Santa by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the twinkle in his eyes.

With Goodyears a-smokin' and headers aglow,
We cruised on out where the gearheads all go.
Ol' St. Nick's grin widened, nearly to his ears,
With every up shift, as I banged all the gears.
Then he yelled "Can't recall when I've felt so alive!",
So I backed off the gas and asked "D'ya wanna drive?"

Ol' Santa was stunned when I pitched him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

Then the big-block exploded with that Flowmaster sound...
Santa let out the clutch, and the Goodyears grabbed the ground!
He power-shifted into second, and again into third!
I sat there just watching, I couldn't mutter a word.

Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,

"Merry Christmas to all......…..What a great night!!!!"

[Ms Grumpy]

You guys come up with some great ones..