EPA madness...my story with them

[Ms Grumpy]

Originally Posted by Hank70SS

Can you get a couple of fake cows like the fake deer you use for target practice. Just keep the EPA people at a distance. Tell them the cows have pretty bad tempers and they shouldn't get too close. Carry a shotgun when they're there, tell them it's in case the cows charge you.

Are you sure that cows are the right thing to keep the EPA people away ? Cows are not really scary, are they ??? lol

[carpoor]

Haha... Maybe some goats, and tell them "Careful, they like to hump!"

[Hank70SS]

Originally Posted by Ms Grumpy

Are you sure that cows are the right thing to keep the EPA people away ? Cows are not really scary, are they ??? lol

No they're not real scary but he needs 2 cows to get the lot zoned agricultural which drops the taxes to almost nothing. When you drive through Fl you'll see small strips of land everywhere with some cows on them. People buy the land hoping to sell in the future for a big profit. In the meantime they stick a couple of cows on the land so the taxes are low.

[Ms Grumpy]

Originally Posted by Hank70SS

No they're not real scary but he needs 2 cows to get the lot zoned agricultural which drops the taxes to almost nothing. When you drive through Fl you'll see small strips of land everywhere with some cows on them. People buy the land hoping to sell in the future for a big profit. In the meantime they stick a couple of cows on the land so the taxes are low.

Heck, then I would have a couple cows and maybe a couple goats to eat the grass. lol