You get the last word...

[Ms Grumpy]

That awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove you didn't fart.

[chevymaher]

Originally Posted by Ms Grumpy

That awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove you didn't fart.

Oh its easy for me to prove I didn't do it. It wasn't loud enough and I wasn't giggling like a schoolgirl. Case solved.

[flash]

Solved clues is how a detective ends his case.

[carpoor]

Case closed, high protein diets make you gassy.

[Ms Grumpy]

Gassy is another way you are before you pass gas.

[mestorod70]

The more beans I eat...
The more my cat farts.!

[flash]

Farts are hard to deal with ,especially the silent but deadly ones .

[Ms Grumpy]

Ones, twos and threes are numbers you learn in 1st grade.

[flash]

Grade 8 bolts is what I like to use.

[shadowgray396]

Use to be home more. This summer has gone by way to fast. Did not get any projects completed I need to get done.