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Originally Posted by chevguy65
Yeah, my girlfriend once asked if a new dress made her ass look big.
I said no, all the twinkies you eat make your ass look big.
That was the day I moved out with the help of the local police  |
Along the lines of:
"Do these slacks make me look fat?"
"No, your fat makes you look fat."
Some things are better left unsaid.