Man, the weirdest thing just happened!

[Hank70SS]

Originally Posted by chevguy65

Yeah, my girlfriend once asked if a new dress made her ass look big.
I said no, all the twinkies you eat make your ass look big.

That was the day I moved out with the help of the local police

Along the lines of:

"Do these slacks make me look fat?"
"No, your fat makes you look fat."

Some things are better left unsaid.