Man, the weirdest thing just happened!

[Hank70SS]

So we're watching the Rose Bowl, not much time left and my son say's "Well it's pretty much over"
I said "That fat lady hasn't sung yet"
My wife said "La!, La!, La!"
I said "Well it's officially over" and wham, lights out. I lost like 15 minutes, weird I tell you and my head hurts.

[Andy69]

well what was she expecting??

[1969 El Camino Dan]

You're lucky you've lived to post about it!!

Dan

[Bowtie-Bri]

Hank, its probably all that you've partaking of today. It finally hit you.

[Hank70SS]

Originally Posted by Bowtie-Bri

Hank, its probably all that you've partaking of today. It finally hit you.

Could be, no, no way.

[Hank70SS]

Originally Posted by 1969 El Camino Dan

You're lucky you've lived to post about it!!

Dan

She really did do the La!, La!, La! thing. Of course I really said "I'm not touching that one"

[chevguy65]

Yeah, my girlfriend once asked if a new dress made her ass look big.
I said no, all the twinkies you eat make your ass look big.

That was the day I moved out with the help of the local police

[grandsport]

I just keep quiet,better off that way. Same with the forums I'm on,just a lurker.

[Hank70SS]

Originally Posted by chevguy65

Yeah, my girlfriend once asked if a new dress made her ass look big.
I said no, all the twinkies you eat make your ass look big.

That was the day I moved out with the help of the local police

Along the lines of:

"Do these slacks make me look fat?"
"No, your fat makes you look fat."

Some things are better left unsaid.

[Andy69]

lmao @ Carl