To be 8 again..

[Ms Grumpy]

To Be 8 again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ..

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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Dave

[shadowgray396]

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Boy that's the truth, Lol

Good one

[Ms Grumpy]

But in a mans defense. I will say that if the man, has interests that are the same as the woman, he can get it right.

Example. grumpy loves older cars, maybe not the exact same kind I do, but he still appreciates an older car.

So some of the gifts I have received from my husband are:
Torque Thrust rims and tires
Dart 400 short block
EFI
Air Conditioning (OK, this one may be more for him, but I will still enjoy it !)

[kbgood]

At least he tried that gets high marks from me, sure beats some men who don't. Lately we have been going together on parts for the car instead of other gifts, I bought a new carburetor and he is doing the disk brakes for our anniversary. After years of guessing what to buy each other this seems to work and the car gets further along.

[Ms Grumpy]

Originally Posted by kbgood

At least he tried that gets high marks from me, sure beats some men who don't. Lately we have been going together on parts for the car instead of other gifts, I bought a new carburetor and he is doing the disk brakes for our anniversary. After years of guessing what to buy each other this seems to work and the car gets further along.

I look at it this way. As we get older, why not get things that we want/need instead of something that we are just going to sit on a shelf or pack away. I love it when I get things for my car on Birthdays, Anniversaries, Mothers Day, Sweetest Day, or any day. It shows that he cares about the things that I love.

[Derek69SS]

Hmmm... I wasn't thinking dress size on this one.

I have to get my mind out of the gutter.

[BillsCamino]

And it's crowded down here in the gutter.

[Derek69SS]

Originally Posted by BillsCamino

And it's crowded down here in the gutter.

It's good to know I have friends down here.

[BillsCamino]

But...I was here FIRST!!

[Ms Grumpy]

Oh, believe me guys, grumpy is right there in the mud with you.