Interesting or funny...you decide.

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What did the Chevy sat to the Ford?

Would you like a tow home?

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.

Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.

The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"


What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
The bus schedule.
CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every*Vehicle*Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques

Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for our Chevy's,
our tools would rust.



DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.

Q:What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute

I think its all covered