C**p it's quite in here

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Originally Posted by grandsport

Geeze,I ain't deaf Fred.

You AIN'T?

My Wife says I am cause I don't hear a thing she says.

You guys crack me up!

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Originally Posted by stalkingbear

Yes you are..... you have hit that magic age.

Hey, wade-a-minute.

I might just be that magic age too.

You talkin' to me Willis?

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Wha?!?! Huh?!?!

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How do you lip read text?

Is that a Blond joke?

[grandsport]

I can still hear ABBA!!!!!!!!

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Oh, yea...read my lips!

LOL

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Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase “You Gotta Be Sh****n’ Me”?

Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our Country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops.

There were 33 in Washington’s boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about.

Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember this name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading.

Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth. Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware.

Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.

Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side, wet and totally exhausted.

He rallied the troops and told them that they must go on. Another hour later, one of his men said, “General, I see lights ahead.”

They trudged toward the lights and came upon a huge house. What they didn’t know was that this was a house of ill repute, hidden in the forest to serve all who came.

General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him. The door swung open and, much to his surprise, there stood a beautiful woman.

A huge smile came across her face, to see so many men standing there. Washington was the first to speak, “Madam, I am General George Washington and these are my men.

We are tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort.”

Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a broad smile on her face, said, “Well, General, you have come to the right place.
We can surely give you warmth and comfort… How many men do you have?”

Washington replied, “Well, Madam, there are 32 of us without Peters.”

And the Madam exclaimed, “You gotta be sh***n’ me!!!”

[grandsport]

That is so stupid,it made me laugh.

[Highway Star]

For the first few lines of reading, I thought I was getting a real history lesson.

Hook, line, and sinker. Good one.