Man, the weirdest thing just happened!

[64Malibu]

Originally Posted by chevguy65

yeah, my girlfriend once asked if a new dress made her ass look big.
I said no, all the twinkies you eat make your ass look big.

That was the day i moved out with the help of the local police

bbomn!!!!!!!

[Chris R]

Originally Posted by Andy69

well what was she expecting??

That was my first thought as well. She opened the door. All you did was close it.