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12-08-2011, 11:52 PM
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A cowboy named Fred.
A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly, then asked, "All right mister, what's your name?" "Fred," moaned the cowboy. "Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger. With pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, "...The Balcony..."
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12-09-2011, 08:28 AM
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Not bad Lol
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12-09-2011, 04:25 PM
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I liked it too!
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12-09-2011, 04:29 PM
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Another 70 owner saying that was pretty good, thanks.
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12-12-2011, 02:04 PM
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Fun! Was not expecting that ending!
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12-12-2011, 06:56 PM
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good one
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